EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom. Here’s The Dredge.
#JOLIE-PITTS: Angelina Jolie’s children Zahara,7, Pax, 8, and Vivienne, 4, will all make appearances in the Thighminator’s upcoming movie Maleficient. But daughter Shiloh, 6, was fired from the production (well, left out) because she was in a bad mood.
That’s Hollywood, kid. Being six years old butters no parsnips. (Us Weekly)
#TWILIGHT: BREAKING WIND: Dreamboat vampire (and Hollywood’s most English man) Robert Pattinson said his facial expression in the first Twilight film makes Kristen Stewart look “like she’s farting”. The guy is cold. So cold. (Examiner)
This is what Robert Pattinson looks like while farting. (Rob Griffith/AP/Press Association Images)
#SPLITSVILLE: Katie Price has split up with her mobile Argentinian quiff Leandro Penna, and he’s fled to America. The relationship ended after she apparently started spending her time texting 18-year-old Dan Ferrari-Lane, a member of X Factor hopefuls District 3.
So what was Ferrari-Lane’s take on the matter? “I’m a fan of her boobs. They’re massive.” (Mirror)
Katie Price and Leandro Penna in happier, weirder times. (Mark Cuthbert/UK Press/Press Association Images)
#TROUSERSNAKE: Justin Timberlake performed a new, unheard song at his wedding to Jessica Biel. Having not been there, we don’t know, but we’re guessing that the lyrics were “I’m so glad we’re selling the pictures of this event for $300,000.” (Us Weekly, Page Six)
“Shall we ask for three hundred big ones, darling?” “HAHAHAHAHAAA” (Mark J. Terrill/AP/Press Association Images)
And the rest of the day’s dirt…
- Fergie was so out of it on crystal meth, she thought the FBI were following her with a SWAT team. (Radar)
- Chris Brown is making a video which involves women being tortured, because that in no way relates to his real life. (MTV)
- The girl who Prince Harry smooched while naked is claiming the British Secret Service had her jailed. (Radar)
- Lee Ryan out of Blue has had a massive meltdown on Twitter. (The Sun)
- Will Smith’s daughter is done with whipping her hair; she hates everyone. (Mail Online)
- Dawn Porter has tweeted a photo of herself at her wedding to Chris O’Dowd. Apparently she’s drinking whiskey out of a massive ice sculpture.