Today’s News
Here’s the full official trailer for Anchorman 2!
I’M STILL RON BURGUNDY.
The Dredge: Niall Horan has brought shame on Ireland
Here’s how. All the very best of the day’s celebrity dirt.
Video: This is an actual excuse someone gave for not paying their TV licence
The UK equivalent of the TV licence inspectors have come up with a novel way of making sure people pay their licence.
Yesterday’s News
How can you tell if you’re a dog person?
Allow us to help.
Woman who covered Rihanna’s boobs comes forward
The Dublin woman thinks it “cheapens sexuality to throw it up on a billboard”.
102 things Irish parents say
Well now HE was the one who said it to ME.
Here’s a deadly video of Daft Punk’s Get Lucky, Gaeltacht style
This is a lot more glamorous than we remember our summers.
The 7 things lads* do in photographs
*Well, some lads.
Chinese women have a hairy new way to deflect male attention
Taking no chances in China it seems.
What do Hanson look like now?
Come on, you’ve definitely wondered.
Do you call her ‘ma’, ‘mammy’ or ‘mum’?
Someone thinks it should be ‘ma’.
Oh, just a huge snake OPENING A DOOR
Watch and cower.
13 extreme examples of what not to wear at work
Casual Friday aside, you’d want to get it together.
This lion is a big fan of a certain ice-cream flavour
We are both impressed and terrified.
9 ways Ireland has gone crazy for the Obamas’ visit
Seriously, guys. This place is unrecognisable.
These housemates REALLY know how to pull off a prank
Talk about taking it to the next level.
Malia Obama is officially gas craic
Look at this face she made before Riverdance last night.
Dublin Bus are now tweeting pictures of lost phones
Talk about customer service.
What word has just been redefined by the Oxford English Dictionary?
And it will never be the same again.
You have to hand it to them: Paddy Power are good at this
“Free €100 bet in this shop if your name is Obama – birth certificate required as proof of identity.”
This is the worst baggage handler of all time
A lesson in inefficiency.
Embarrassing ‘Obama in Ireland’ headline fail
Wow, the Obamas look different.
Bono taking the Obama ladies out for lunch in Dalkey
They’re going to his favourite pub, Finnegans.
Charles Saatchi given police caution after grasping Nigella Lawson’s throat
Photos published at the weekend showed the 70-year-old art collector with his hand around his wife’s neck at a restaurant.
The Dredge: Why is rock heartthrob Danny O’Donoghue so lonely?
Poor Danny. The very best of the day’s celebrity dirt…
This is what the G8 leaders ate for dinner last night
Beef or salmon? (Kidding, kind of.)
Monday 17 June, 2013
12 of the toughest questions you will ever be asked to answer
Would you rather…
WATCH: First look at The Wolf of Wall Street trailer
Leonardo DiCaprio teams up with Martin Scorsese for the fifth time in upcoming biopic.
11 examples of people really, really enjoying their job
They just love their job so much.
Hi, I’m Troy McClure, and here are ALL of my movies
You may remember me from such YouTube supercuts as…
Neil Young, Robbie Williams and Bon Jovi… who won the weekend?
We have devised a rock ‘n’ roll battle to determine the victor.
Why have we been waiting so long for… resealable Yop lids?
It seems so simple. So obvious.
WATCH: These two babies are having a great time together
We’ve no idea what they’re saying but they are definitely having a great laugh.
The burning question*: Do you brush your hair?
It’s Monday, so let TheJournal.ie distract you from the ‘serious’ news with one of life’s REAL dilemmas. (*not really)
Most Prepared for the Weather Statue of the Day
In case he got wet, the poor crater.
How To Recognise A World Leader: A Spotter’s Guide
They’re all in Ireland. So how can you spot one?
How the Obama girls can get a REAL Irish holiday experience
And there’ll be no fighting in that backseat now or else Michelle is just going to turn this car right around and go home.
Beauty queen dodges the question in mortifying fashion
She is now basically Miss Morto USA.






















































