1. Choose a Simon and Garfunkel song
2. Choose a puppy
3. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
4. What were you drinking last night?
5. Choose a film to watch
6. Which of these hungover owls do you identify with the most?
7. Are you afraid to look at your phone?
8. If you could drink anything right now it would be...
9. Have you cried yet today?
Yes
No
I'm crying right now
I can't remember the last time I cried
10. Choose an item
You scored out of !
You will survive!
You might feel a bit dodgy now but give it a few sausage rolls and a couple of hours and you might even consider some Hair of the Dog.
You scored out of !
You're close to death
Tell your pals to go on without you. You'll never drink again. You might never laugh again.
You scored out of !
You might pull through... just
You need a delivery of beige food and maybe, just maybe, you will learn to laugh again. You're promising yourself that you will never ever drink again though.
You scored out of !
You're barely hungover!
You're that hateful person who drank until 5am but feels 'grand' just a "bit tired". Grand enough to go to IKEA or for dinner with your parents.
You scored out of !
It's in the post
You feel grand now but things could take a turn later. Don't be too cocky.