SNOW IS THE absolute worst. There’s no doubt about it.
1. You just want to stay in bed:
2. But instead, you have to dress up like this:
3. And your journey to work is like this:
4. With maybe a little bit of this:
5. Did you meet any kids on the way? Oh, so you can look forward to a bit of this:
6. So you end up looking like this:
7. And arrive into the office like this:
8. Also, your feet will feel like this:
For the entire day.
9. Don’t check your Twitter. It’s full of people tweeting things like this:
10. And worst of all, people like this:
11. In fact, misfortune is everywhere. Turn on the TV news. It’s full of things like this:
12. And, of course, this:
13. And the reporters are all doing things like this:
14. Just be glad you’re not a firefighter:
15. And resign yourself to it – really, the only thing to do is to take joy from other people’s pain.
Try these for size:
16. And just wait for the time when you can go home and pretend weather doesn’t exist:
Good luck with all that! Snow is the worst.