7. When you go for the last sweet in the bag…
…and it’s already gone.
6. When you have a really great dream
And then wake up to cold, unfeeling reality.
5. When you’ve made a lovely cup of tea
And then see the milk has gone off.
4. When you come across a tin of delicious biscuits
And it’s your mam’s sewing kit that she’s left out.
3. When you firmly believe it’s Friday
And it’s not.
2. When you bite into a delicious chocolate
And it’s coffee.
1. And every time you look in the fridge