Thursday 6 June, 2013
And can it be fixed with jambons?
Babies can’t fix CARS! That’s ridiculous!
We might need them if this weather continues!
Lights, camera, action!
His legs simply aren’t long enough.
The little guy, who has yet to be named, was born to mum and first-time dad on 30 April.
People just want their stuff back, yo.
Irish people sitting in traffic. We’ve all been there.
We’re beginning to fear that people will never get over it.
All of those and more now exist at Universal Studios.
How to spot the signs…
Confusion…hope…fear. It’s all there.
WITHOUT THEIR HELMETS, PEOPLE.
The best of the day’s celebrity duuuuurt.
Wednesday 5 June, 2013
When you’re SO TIRED but you can’t sleep.
THIS is how you go on a theme park ride.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Loo roll is “primitive”, apparently.
They say it’s meant to last the weekend.
OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
We’ll take three scoops of each.
It is time face the facts.
The exhibit will feature Ron’s jazz flute.
“Only 2 hours, 46 minutes until it’s over”
Sick. Sick and wrong.
Talk about a “special delivery”.
We love her but we’re also slightly scared of her.
You really have to see it for yourself to understand.
All the best of the day’s celebrity dirt.
Tuesday 4 June, 2013
It even does this crazed running around that is very entertaining.
A letter destined for Belfast ended up in Macau, China. Totally understandable.
“And don’t forget to indicate!”
Today, the weather will be passive aggressive.
“You can’t compare a golf ball to a grapefruit,” her mother said.
No matter how hard you try to forget.
It’s coming back!