# ouch - Today’s News
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# ouch - Tuesday 28 July, 2015
That’s gonna hurt.
# ouch - Monday 27 July, 2015
Spoiler: It still looks really painful.
# ouch - Sunday 26 July, 2015
Barboza’s trademark spinning wheel kick is a dangerous weapon.
# ouch - Monday 20 July, 2015
Thomas hit a telegraph pole after being hit by another rider.
# ouch - Thursday 16 July, 2015
The 91-year-old former president of the US was injured when he fell at his home.
# ouch - Tuesday 14 July, 2015
McGregor has also been given a short medical suspension following Saturday night’s title win.
# ouch - Sunday 12 July, 2015
JK Rowling hit a Twitter user with an uber-painful burn after he suggested Serena Williams is “built like a man”
JK is not to be trifled with.
# ouch - Thursday 9 July, 2015
ESPN has gained access to Jason Pierre Paul’s medical reports.
# ouch - Thursday 2 July, 2015
The UFC champion has finally broken his silence.
# ouch - Wednesday 24 June, 2015
# ouch - Monday 22 June, 2015
Poor Luke Mulholland.
Rather than celebrating with his team-mates, the full-forward had to pay a visit to the dentist.
# ouch - Sunday 21 June, 2015
This hurt. It looks funny, but it still hurt.
# ouch - Thursday 11 June, 2015
The gruesome injury happened live on Australian TV.
# ouch - Wednesday 10 June, 2015
Police are investigating.
# ouch - Friday 5 June, 2015
Georgia Page is tougher than you.
# ouch - Tuesday 2 June, 2015
One spectator was injured in the incident.
# ouch - Tuesday 26 May, 2015
The Houston Rockets finally got a game back in the Western Conference finals against Golden State.
# ouch - Saturday 16 May, 2015
Are you a pre-roll ad? Because you don’t last long but it feels like an eternity.
# ouch - Thursday 14 May, 2015
*Or someone who’s great at karate.
# ouch - Monday 11 May, 2015
At least one member of his pit crew will certainly remember the Spanish Grand Prix.
# ouch - Saturday 9 May, 2015
The Leicester centre was red-carded today against Wasps.
# ouch - Wednesday 29 April, 2015
The low budget carrier has had funds hacked from an account via a Chinese bank.
# ouch - Monday 27 April, 2015
Keep the Savlon handy.
# ouch - Saturday 25 April, 2015
# ouch - Wednesday 22 April, 2015
Honestly, this is really graphic.
# ouch - Sunday 12 April, 2015
Leigh Halfpenny is a doubt for the Champions Cup semi-final.
# ouch - Thursday 9 April, 2015
Sam Bennett was involved in a 50-rider pile-up in the Scheldeprijs yesterday.
# ouch - Sunday 5 April, 2015
Phil Babb will sympathise with this guy.
# ouch - Saturday 4 April, 2015
People of Rathmullen, hang your heads in shame.
# ouch - Wednesday 1 April, 2015
Thankfully jockey Lewis Ferguson is ok.
# ouch - Tuesday 17 March, 2015
Check your bags, folks.
# ouch - Friday 13 March, 2015
Advertising and cost-cutting are keeping the books balanced for the media group.
# ouch - Thursday 12 March, 2015
Unless you’re reading The42 of course.
# ouch - Thursday 5 March, 2015
John Martin can be heard on the video shouting “Stop, go back, go back, my foot!”.
# ouch - Sunday 1 March, 2015
There is lots of footage of falling. Lots of falling.
# ouch - Monday 23 February, 2015
# ouch - Saturday 21 February, 2015
Frenchman Cheick Kone proved too powerful for the Irish middleweight in Wolverhampton tonight.
# ouch - Thursday 22 January, 2015
“I’m not great at maths,” the Sinn Féin president admitted yesterday.