# ouch - Today’s News
Smoother operators, boy.
# ouch - Thursday 22 January, 2015
“I’m not great at maths,” the Sinn Féin president admitted yesterday.
# ouch - Monday 19 January, 2015
# ouch - Wednesday 14 January, 2015
Fees will be nearly €100 a year higher for some residential customers.
# ouch - Sunday 11 January, 2015
The defender hopes to be fit for next week, however.
# ouch - Wednesday 31 December, 2014
The assault occurred at Agua Branca, some 100 kilometres (63 miles) from the hospital in Teresina in northeastern Piaui state.
# ouch - Sunday 14 December, 2014
If you’re anyway squeamish, look away now.
# ouch - Saturday 13 December, 2014
This fan probably has a few broken ribs.
# ouch - Friday 12 December, 2014
# ouch - Tuesday 9 December, 2014
Their first NPR report is now live.
# ouch - Saturday 22 November, 2014
Perth Glory’s Ruben Zadkovich took having an early bath to an all new level.
# ouch - Saturday 1 November, 2014
And it was just about the most interesting thing to happen in Newcastle’s win over Liverpool
# ouch - Friday 24 October, 2014
If you’re even contemplating a long run, this is an essential read.
# ouch - Monday 20 October, 2014
The billionaire businessman wasn’t best pleased with the RTÉ presenter’s line of questioning back in May.
# ouch - Sunday 5 October, 2014
The struggle is real.
# ouch - Tuesday 30 September, 2014
They are never ever ever getting back together.
# ouch - Sunday 28 September, 2014
First world leader to say it’s overhyped? Maybe.
# ouch - Thursday 25 September, 2014
John Deasy has launched a scathing attack on his party, the Taoiseach and the current Cabinet.
# ouch - Wednesday 3 September, 2014
The US Open ballgirl was left in tears.
# ouch - Saturday 30 August, 2014
# ouch - Wednesday 20 August, 2014
The sixteen actors had said they were struggling – but the producer says they were some of the best-paid actors in the country.
Summer signing dislocated his kneecap during his side’s 1-0 win over QPR at the weekend.
# ouch - Saturday 16 August, 2014
Red warning flags have been erected on Killiney, Sandycove and Seapoint beaches.
# ouch - Friday 15 August, 2014
And maybe even a lot more than that.
# ouch - Friday 8 August, 2014
“It was hard to watch as a coach. And even harder to watch as a husband. “
# ouch - Thursday 7 August, 2014
File this one under NOPE.
# ouch - Saturday 2 August, 2014
The build them tough in Canada.
# ouch - Thursday 24 July, 2014
The surgery took a gruelling seven hours.
# ouch - Wednesday 23 July, 2014
Chev Walker of the Bradford Bulls was surely in pain after this ‘scratch’.
# ouch - Thursday 10 July, 2014
In fairness to him, he did survive.
Imagine the kind of damage Jesper Parnevik could do with a golf buggy.
# ouch - Thursday 26 June, 2014
A powerful shot from teammate Ogenyi Onazi caused the injury.
# ouch - Thursday 19 June, 2014
There was outcry after the São Paulo FC left back overruled the team doctor.
# ouch - Wednesday 18 June, 2014
After making a fool of himself with some personal remarks. #TEAMSHEILA.
Wear sunscreen you messers!
# ouch - Saturday 14 June, 2014
# ouch - Thursday 12 June, 2014
It’s expected to reach 22 degrees today with a UV index between 6 and 8.
# ouch - Monday 19 May, 2014
You had one job Kendall.
# ouch - Friday 16 May, 2014
People will literally walk across burning hot coals in Dublin tonight to help sick children.
# ouch - Tuesday 6 May, 2014
Matters are not looking good on the injury front for Waterford before they face Cork on May 25th.