# ouch - Today’s News
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
# ouch - Wednesday 3 September, 2014
The US Open ballgirl was left in tears.
# ouch - Saturday 30 August, 2014
# ouch - Wednesday 20 August, 2014
The sixteen actors had said they were struggling – but the producer says they were some of the best-paid actors in the country.
Summer signing dislocated his kneecap during his side’s 1-0 win over QPR at the weekend.
# ouch - Saturday 16 August, 2014
Red warning flags have been erected on Killiney, Sandycove and Seapoint beaches.
# ouch - Friday 15 August, 2014
And maybe even a lot more than that.
# ouch - Friday 8 August, 2014
“It was hard to watch as a coach. And even harder to watch as a husband. “
# ouch - Thursday 7 August, 2014
File this one under NOPE.
# ouch - Saturday 2 August, 2014
The build them tough in Canada.
# ouch - Thursday 24 July, 2014
The surgery took a gruelling seven hours.
# ouch - Wednesday 23 July, 2014
Chev Walker of the Bradford Bulls was surely in pain after this ‘scratch’.
# ouch - Thursday 10 July, 2014
In fairness to him, he did survive.
Imagine the kind of damage Jesper Parnevik could do with a golf buggy.
# ouch - Thursday 26 June, 2014
A powerful shot from teammate Ogenyi Onazi caused the injury.
# ouch - Thursday 19 June, 2014
There was outcry after the São Paulo FC left back overruled the team doctor.
# ouch - Wednesday 18 June, 2014
After making a fool of himself with some personal remarks. #TEAMSHEILA.
Wear sunscreen you messers!
# ouch - Saturday 14 June, 2014
# ouch - Thursday 12 June, 2014
It’s expected to reach 22 degrees today with a UV index between 6 and 8.
# ouch - Monday 19 May, 2014
You had one job Kendall.
# ouch - Friday 16 May, 2014
People will literally walk across burning hot coals in Dublin tonight to help sick children.
# ouch - Tuesday 6 May, 2014
Matters are not looking good on the injury front for Waterford before they face Cork on May 25th.
# ouch - Friday 2 May, 2014
The coach also denied suggestions it was a “bad season” for Chelsea.
They are not your friends, just rats with a cuter outfit.
# ouch - Thursday 24 April, 2014
We’ve all been there. Just not this visibly and awkwardly.
# ouch - Saturday 19 April, 2014
Foy has a suspected broken nose after the incident in the first minute of Newcastle’s meeting with Swansea.
# ouch - Wednesday 16 April, 2014
The cash was discovered during a routine pat-down.
# ouch - Sunday 13 April, 2014
# ouch - Thursday 10 April, 2014
Hillary Clinton ducked and made a joke about it immediately afterwards.
# ouch - Wednesday 2 April, 2014
The tree trimmer survived the accident in Pittsburgh and is now recovering.
# ouch - Wednesday 26 March, 2014
# ouch - Saturday 22 March, 2014
Aroldis Chapman of the Cincinnati Reds was unlucky enough to be hit full force by a line drive.
# ouch - Friday 21 March, 2014
# ouch - Tuesday 18 March, 2014
# ouch - Friday 14 March, 2014
# ouch - Thursday 13 March, 2014
Ingonyama, Ingonyama aaaaaaaa.
# ouch - Monday 10 March, 2014
It was one of those days for Tiger.
# ouch - Saturday 1 March, 2014
Matthew Glaetzer will probably need some cream for that.
# ouch - Tuesday 25 February, 2014
If you guessed €243 million, you were right. And really good at guessing.