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# not-the-news - Saturday 28 September, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Why bankers are just like Hobbits: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Why bankers are just like Hobbits: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Most people ‘too stupid’ to emigrate, farmers want gun money, and Diageo unlikely to face charges over Arthur’s Day…

# not-the-news - Saturday 21 September, 2013

From TheJournal.ie No cure for the Dáil: The week’s news skewed Not The News

No cure for the Dáil: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: No bankers to be hurt in the making of inquiry; is the Pope a Catholic?

# not-the-news - Saturday 14 September, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Taoiseach calls on Government to ‘look busy’: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Taoiseach calls on Government to ‘look busy’: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: FAI looks for a manager who speaks English, Obama considers what to do about the Seanad, and Dáil reform ‘completely unnecessary’.

# not-the-news - Saturday 7 September, 2013

From TheJournal.ie What John Waters did during his time in prison: The week’s news skewed Not The News

What John Waters did during his time in prison: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Sean O’Rourke and Pat Kenny to wrestle, homeowner professes their love for Permanent TSB, and bankers mistreat their politicians.

# not-the-news - Saturday 31 August, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Brian Cowen still can’t believe he was Taoiseach: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Brian Cowen still can’t believe he was Taoiseach: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Lack of jobs causing unemployment and ‘ordinary man’ survives bus trip into town.

# not-the-news - Saturday 24 August, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Banks to take us seriously… er, no: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Banks to take us seriously… er, no: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Egypt despairs as Eamon Gilmore drafted in to heal divisions.

# not-the-news - Saturday 17 August, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Gangsters’ dream of winning Rose of Tralee: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Gangsters’ dream of winning Rose of Tralee: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Belmullet gardai seek help tracing their own movements; Bradley Manning apologises to Ryanair.

# not-the-news - Saturday 10 August, 2013

Dublin’s most high security creche and annoying radio presenters: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Support grows for a Fine Gael-Fianna Fail-Labour-Sinn Féin-everyone else coalition and Dubliners terrorised by buses roaming the city.

# not-the-news - Friday 9 August, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2013* Satire

Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2013*

*The events of 2013 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

# not-the-news - Wednesday 7 August, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2011* Satire

Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2011*

*The events of 2011 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

# not-the-news - Tuesday 6 August, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2010* Satire

Ireland In The Bailout Years: 2010*

*The events of 2010 in Ireland, according to resident satirist TheMire.net in this special extract from spoof news site chronicling the fall of the Celtic Tiger.

# not-the-news - Saturday 3 August, 2013

Orgasms and MacGill: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: A groundshaking event at MacGill summer school, Paddy and Pat – the sequel; bankers defaulting on responsibility.

# not-the-news - Saturday 27 July, 2013

Royal baby offered place in Irish creche: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Diplomatic incidents over British Prince George, HSE tells everyone to lighten up.

# not-the-news - Saturday 20 July, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Bit-of-a-buffoon inquiry: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Bit-of-a-buffoon inquiry: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Seanad insists it’s relevant, talks about fanny; parades mar riots; Magdalene nuns coach banking execs.

# not-the-news - Saturday 13 July, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Dirty Dancing in the Dáil: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Dirty Dancing in the Dáil: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Late night Dáil party nearly ends in abortion and a cartographer worries that Lucinda Creighton may disappear right off the map.

# not-the-news - Saturday 29 June, 2013

Reillyland declared not in recession: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Irish getting better at racism, taking bankers to a long lunch, loving Anglo.

# not-the-news - Saturday 22 June, 2013

From TheJournal.ie How to survive lunch with Bono: The week’s news skewed Not The News

How to survive lunch with Bono: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: G8 leaders express their support for Seán Quinn, and things get back to normal after the Obamas leave town.

# not-the-news - Saturday 15 June, 2013

PAC chairman hoping to replace Cmmdr Hadfield, bring wife and son: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Ireland wants to be ruled by the head of Gerry Adams and the clothed body of Rihanna.

# not-the-news - Saturday 8 June, 2013

The G8 loves it when you smile: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: We’ll swap you Ulster Bank for the M50, scaring off the sun.

# not-the-news - Saturday 1 June, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Alan Shatter ‘humbled’, HSE versus the China baby video: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Alan Shatter ‘humbled’, HSE versus the China baby video: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: HSE officials too busy watching video of Chinese baby to appear on Prime Time, and parents using clothes recycling containers to mind children…

# not-the-news - Saturday 25 May, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Enda Kenny visits Greece and J Edgar Shatter fights dirty: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Enda Kenny visits Greece and J Edgar Shatter fights dirty: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Dáil beauty pageant causes tensions, Taoiseach and Greek PM hold shortest discussions ever, and laughter at SIPO…

# not-the-news - Saturday 18 May, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Only losers take the bus, right Leo?: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Only losers take the bus, right Leo?: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: The Gathering at the Dáil; Cabinet clones; Alan Shatter knows what you did last summer.

# not-the-news - Saturday 11 May, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Fine Gael TDs on Twitter and free GP care : The week’s news skewed Not The News

Fine Gael TDs on Twitter and free GP care : The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Leinster House goes wild photocopying arses, free GP care for healthy citizens, and FG TDs insult each other for Twitter practice.

# not-the-news - Saturday 4 May, 2013

From TheJournal.ie Snake oil, champagne-licking Troika: The week’s news skewed Not The News

Snake oil, champagne-licking Troika: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Peter Mathews takes himself hostage and the Womb Repossession Bill takes centre stage.

# not-the-news - Saturday 27 April, 2013

James Reilly, circuses: The week’s news skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: “I was delighted when I heard we were getting a new political party,” a man on a bus in Rialto said. “Then I heard there were TDs in it.”

# not-the-news - Saturday 20 April, 2013

Here is the week in news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: making it easier for everyone to be insolvent; Alan Shatter’s beliebers; Quinnsolvency and waking up the Troika in the middle of the night…

# not-the-news - Saturday 13 April, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: How Ireland has some of the fittest fat kids in the world and why the axing of Communion grants is ‘worse than the famine’.

# not-the-news - Saturday 6 April, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Kim Jong-Un clings on to his place in the Dáil Technical Group, pointing Phil Hogan at North Korea and Ireland nominated by troika for fantasy government awards.

# not-the-news - Saturday 30 March, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via TheMire wire: Government concern over threesomes, Gardaí to be microchipped – and how Uzis could have prevented the bailout…

# not-the-news - Saturday 23 March, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: RTE stars confused by Pope’s message of humility, and Office of Public Works ‘may never know’ the source of the Cork floods.

# not-the-news - Saturday 16 March, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: The country is ‘fraped’ with snow; Pope Francis feels let down by Ming Flanagan; horsemeat scandal neigh fair to the rich?

# not-the-news - Saturday 9 March, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Rodents’ emigration plans thwarted; Revenue Commissioners get seriously serious; smart economy passes away in Leinster House.

# not-the-news - Saturday 2 March, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: SIPTU president wins Oscar; hopes rise of a politicians’ strike; Pope quits over Croke Park II; Lift chaos leads to primary care centre.

# not-the-news - Saturday 23 February, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Gerry’s teddy all the talk in toy town; today’s marginalised looking forward to a State apology in 2063; cé hé Micheál Martin?

# not-the-news - Saturday 16 February, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Donkey meat disgusts horse meat eaters; Pat Rabbitte’s Valentine to himself; retirement advice from an ex-Pope.

# not-the-news - Saturday 9 February, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Burgers first past the post; Labour reminds us, ‘I woz ere’; all back to Coppers after bank debt deal.

# not-the-news - Saturday 2 February, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Irish phrases that could confuses visitors for The Gathering, Clare Daly’s ‘house’ measure, and disoriented man could be member of government…

# not-the-news - Saturday 26 January, 2013

Here is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Obesity helping the recliner chair-smuggling business; rural drinking a lifeline for rural Garda stations; GAA jealous of soccer ball boy phenomenon.

# not-the-news - Saturday 19 January, 2013

This is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Horse burgers, how politicians ignored on social media may suffer low self-esteem, and the possibility that Lance Armstrong may be telling the truth…

# not-the-news - Saturday 12 January, 2013

This is the week’s news… skewed

Breaking via The Mire wire: Tinfoil hats to protect against interweb; abortion floodgates ‘like Guinness at The Gathering’; James Reilly a mystery to the Troika.

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