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10 great products to make more of your garden
Say no to gnomes this summer with IKEA garden furniture.
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# morto - Monday 13 May, 2013
11 animals defeated by the cone of shame
Is there any greater injustice?
# morto - Thursday 2 May, 2013
VIDEO: Reese Witherspoon talks about her arrest
She ‘knows better’ than to behave the way she did.
# morto - Monday 29 April, 2013
The Dredge: Naked Victoria Beckham leaves her son MORTO
Scarlet for his ma… All the very best of the day’s dirt.
# morto - Sunday 28 April, 2013
11 of the world’s most embarrassing parents
Barack Obama is preparing to join their ranks.
# morto - Monday 22 April, 2013
Local newsreader says ‘f***ing s**t’… on his first day
You’ll want to put your headphones on if you’re in an office.
# morto - Saturday 20 April, 2013
Can you make it through this post without laughing?
If so, you’re a good person.
# morto - Monday 15 April, 2013
# morto - Thursday 4 April, 2013
Embarrassed politician accidentally tweets porn link
Morto for Rob Wilson, UK Conservative MP.
# morto - Wednesday 3 April, 2013
# morto - Tuesday 2 April, 2013
Stick to the day job: Barack Obama left red-faced after missing 17 consecutive shots
The US president isn’t much of a basketball player going on this evidence.
# morto - Sunday 31 March, 2013
Thank your lucky stars you’re not in these family photos
Things could be worse this Easter weekend.
# morto - Thursday 28 March, 2013
Is this the world’s funniest burglary suspect?
He forgot his mask, then fell over. Twice.
# morto - Wednesday 27 March, 2013
10 moments that prove Lee Ryan of Blue is made of morto
You won’t actually believe some of these.
# morto - Thursday 21 March, 2013
9 of the most mortifying moments you’ll ever know
When you want to die inside.
# morto - Saturday 16 March, 2013
11 moments Girls Aloud would probably like to forget
Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh. Dear.
# morto - Friday 15 March, 2013
Weatherman falls for name prank live on air… and loses it
Happy Birthday, Mr Hugh Janus.
# morto - Monday 4 March, 2013
12 catastrophic spelling and grammar fails
To make you wince. (Also, laugh.)
# morto - Tuesday 26 February, 2013
US Secretary of State John Kerry invents new country: Kryzakhstan
We think he meant Kyrgyzstan. Easy mistake.
# morto - Monday 25 February, 2013
PIC: Why you don’t give your CV to your friends
Because they might make… additions.
# morto - Sunday 24 February, 2013
I called my teacher “Mammy”, and other mortifying childhood memories
MAMMY! I mean, teacher!
# morto - Thursday 21 February, 2013
Robbie Williams’ most morto moments of all time
He’s coming to the Aviva. Let’s look back at some of his clangers.
# morto - Saturday 16 February, 2013
Worst in show? 23 dogs who’d rather be anywhere else
There are pictures in here of people putting makeup on dogs.
# morto - Friday 1 February, 2013
Early Boyzone, One Direction mistaken for Westlife – most embarrassing boyband moments ever
Set your cringe-o-meters to STUN!
# morto - Sunday 27 January, 2013
7 everyday actions which always end in humiliation
Seriously, guys. We should just stop doing these things.
# morto - Thursday 30 August, 2012
There’s one thing worse than catching your parents having sex…
And it happened to ex-Guns N’ Roses guitarist Slash.
# morto - Monday 12 December, 2011
Charlie Sheen accidentally tweets phone number to 5.5 million followers
The tiger-blooded actor was apparently trying to send a direct message to Justin Bieber. Yes, really.
# morto - Wednesday 7 December, 2011
Prepare to cringe: US author wins the Bad Sex in Fiction Award – and it’s bad
How bad can sex writing be? Pretty bad, judging by this year’s entries to the Bad Sex in Fiction Award.
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