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8 people who will never be happy with the iPhone 5

What, no lasers?

The new iPhone: Does not dispense sauce
The new iPhone: Does not dispense sauce
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THE LAUNCH OF the iPhone 5 yesterday has triggered intense debate. It’s pretty much exactly what everyone expected – taller; thinner; basically the iPhone 4S on a diet.

But naturally, you can’t please everyone. Lots of people are disappointed with the new iPhone. Some accuse it of lacking imagination; some accuse it of aping the Android; some accuse it of betraying the memory of Steve Jobs.

And then some people are just NEVER happy.

8 people who will never be happy with the iPhone 5
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Comments (43 Comments)

  • We designed iPhone 5 to fit your hand.

    Just where your money used to be.

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  • Once told my Dad that you can download an app that heats up the iPhone so you can boil a kettle on it…he was amazed, bless. Maybe iPhone 6.

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  • IPhone599€ Irather not!!

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  • It’s evolution ladies not revolution. We don’t hear ya whining when your favoured laptop manufacturer fires out the same form factor with a new chip, better screen, more ram and an ssd a year after you bought yours for the same price do we?

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  • Can’t beat the Nokia seventy six

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  • it is as everyone expected. The 4s was disappointing a cloned 4 with siri. the 5 is basically a skinny 4. HTC and Samsung in my opinion have surpasses apple with design and innovation. The flagship models of each brand are not only better but leading the way for the mobile industry. It is a great pity that the company who changed the mobile phone have not come up with anything “New” since the 4.

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    • It’s a smartphone. It does all the things a smartphone does. What else should it do? I don’t mean this only about the iPhone, I mean this about all brands.

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    • Simon not defending it, but you can only revolutionise an industry once, that’s what they did with the original iPhone, they’ve streamlined and made it a better phone with every iteration since, hence my earlier statement about evolution. There may not be anything new, but it’s certainly better since. And please go read some of the reviews and opinions of the 5 vs SIII you’ll be surprised.

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  • To Chris. Have you used the Nokia 800 or 610 windows phones. They are the most unintuitive phones I’ve ever used. Nokia are so far behind Samsung and Apple. They were the leaders in design and build quality. I’ve seen loads of 8/9 year old Nokia’s still going strong (I work in a phone shop). But if they don’t take the finger out they could be in real trouble. I’d estimate they only make up less than 10% of the smartphones sold in our store.

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  • iPhone’s are great… I love how so many people that don’t have one slag them off..hmmm

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  • Steve Job’s wasn’t a particularly nice or easy guy, but Apple with him made a load more design mistakes with him then without him. So I’m not convinced that a new form factor for the iphone and a mini iPad is necessarily a smart move. They messed up before when they had large, confusing product ranges, they didn’t keep it clean and simple. I hope they’re not repeating the same mistake. But, in the end, a phone is a phone. Smartphones are here and, like computers, the revolutionary phase is over. Don’t expect reInvention from any manufacturer.

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    • They’ve 3 iOS product lines, 4 if you include the appleTV, they’ve 3 computer lines laptop, MacBook, mac pro and the iMac. Very simple and clean definitely gone are the days of John sully and Gil amelio

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    • Currently, yes, they have very clear product lines where there should be very little humming and hawing over which device is best for a particular customer. Apple have been extremely good at this since Jobs returned. But they have to resist the urge to fiddle with this. Already the iPod range is a lot blurrier than their other ranges, they just about get away with it but another type of iPod would be a silly move. And I’d be less than optimistic about a mini iPad, as there’s two basic problems with this; firstly, it blurs the lines. Is an iPod touch an iPod or a micro iPad. Secondly, Apple have always been very arrogant with their attitude to their customers, but this has, strangely enough, worked in their favour. When net books started appearing and pushing down the price of entry-level laptops, jobs declared that they would never sell a laptop for under €999 and he was right to say this. As a company, Apple tries to dictate what the market should want, rather than the market dictating what Apple should sell. It’s not a “nice guy” policy, and it wouldn’t work for most companies, but it works well for them. Producing a cheaper, smaller tablet to compete with other cheaper, smaller tablets is trying to fight the competitors by the competitors’ rules, not Apple’s rules. They’d lose their advantage. The sad truth is, one of Apple’s selling points is that they are expensive, and they are good at doing “luxury”. Doing “economy” or “budget” isn’t their speciality. I don’t care too much about betraying Jobs’ legacy, whatever that means, but veering away from his rather successful strategy sound like shooting themselves in the foot, but it may well happen because very few people are as utterly convinced of their genius and infallibility as Steve Jobs was.

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    • John, apple already produce a sub €1000 laptop, it’s called the iPad, I’ve got v2 and use it for remote management, I have a wireless keyboard that allows me to type up documents it has in fact replaced the laptop I used for 99% of all the things I did with it, Flash enabled websites being the exception, the iPad mini if it ever comes is a way of competing agains the kindle fire or the galaxy note but I do agree if apple starts to dilute the product line they’ll affect their premium status.

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    • @ Niall – I get you. In effect the iPad was Apple’s way of getting into the net book market. But in terms of how they define their own product lines, Apple are and we’re rapidly opposed to the iPad as being referred to as laptop/net book or even computer. The iPad isn’t a Mac. We’re not talking about what it is, we’re talking about how Apple markets it. In their eyes, their computers ( Macs ) run OSX, their “iDevices” run iOS.

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  • Did Samsung not recently lose a court case for copyright infringement :p

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  • Mark 13/09/12 #

    Ah come on.

    Way to many articles about this new iPhone. 3 or 4 yesterday and more today. Bit much at this stage.

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  • Galaxy SIII rules. Time for apple to kneel and bow to genuine greatness.

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  • Nokia will once again rise to the top. Just look at the comparisons in terms of battery life. Apple have put a new charging port on the iPhone 5. This is just another revenue raising measure. The same way they didn’t supply a wall adapter with the iPod. All the hullaballoo about nothing, it’s the same as the 4s more or less. The 4s is an update of the 4 so really it’s not that much of an improvement as opposed to a ploy to dredge as much money out of devout Apple followers. Viva Nokia!

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  • louise 13/09/12 #

    Crap apple

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  • Is the an app for phonecalls?

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  • Too many holes in it. I’d say it’d sink…

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