IT’S A LITTLE known fact that ice cream is actually the solution to many – if not all – of life’s problems.
Sure, hard work is fine. Yes, empathy is all well and good. But you can cut out the perspiration and inspiration bits of life and just cruise to the top, as long as you have an ice cream in your hand.
It really is that easy. Let us show you how.
1. It’s impossible to argue when holding an ice cream
This is kind of like when couples fight at fancy dress parties – no one is taking you seriously, and what’s more, you look ridiculous. Imagine trying to have a fight with someone while holding a Twister in one hand. You can’t, can you?
There can be no scraps when ice lollies are around. Fact.
2. It’s the great equaliser
When we have an ice cream in our grubby mitts, we’re all instantly made equal… And that’s because we’re all just trying to get it finished before it melts down our arms. Truly a universal human experience that brings us all together.
3. They’re an easy way to become the office favourite
Boss on your back? Everyone will be hailing you as King of the Spreadsheets if you bring back a box of Loop the Loops after lunch. Your promotion is in the bag. Ice cream is basically your advance ticket to middle management.
4. Ice cream makes you happy
And that’s a stone cold science fact. Don’t believe us? Have a look for yourself.
5. Instantly go back to your childhood
Ice creams can take you back to your younger years in an instant. When life was simpler, and the only care you had in the world was where the next instalment of pocket money was coming from – to get more ice cream.
6. Forget chocolates – time for a next-level apology gift
If your other half messes up, it’s common to get chocolates as an attempt at patching things up. Forget that. It’s passé. Wouldn’t you rather receive a box of Calippos with your grovelling apology? Yep.
7. It’s so portable
It can solve all these problems and more, on the go. Why don’t more delicious foodstuffs come on a stick? Come on, people. You know it makes sense. The campaign to get all foods on sticks starts HERE.
Let’s face it – an Irish summer isn’t a guaranteed thing. But one thing you can always rely on, rain or shine, is an ice cream straight from the freezer improving your mood 100%. We promise. Find out more at HB’s Facebook page. Goodbye serious!
