Lea Michele
Lea "doing an Angelina Leg but not quite" Michele (from Glee).
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham
Rosie "ride features" Huntington-Whiteley and Jason "I make terrible films but used to go out with Kelly Brook and am now going out with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley" Statham.
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer "luminous" Lawrence.
Hayden Panettiere
Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere.
Alyssa Milano
Alyssa "SAMANTHA" Milano.
Heidi Klum
Heidi "doing an Angelina Leg better than Lea Michele but not as good as Angelina" Klum.
Bryan Cranston and Betsy Brandt
Bryan "coolest man alive and is my head shaved for the final series of Breaking Bad?" Cranston and Betsy "Skyler's klepto sister" Brandt.
Kate Hudson
Kate "we still can't believe you marrying your man from Muse, also, you look lovely" Hudson.
Salma Hayek
Salma "your dress is a bit boring but you're a ride" Hayek.
Glenn Close
Glenn "drunkest person at the Golden Globes" Close.
Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
Rachel "yes, I bagged Daniel Craig" Weisz and Daniel "yes, I bagged Rachel Weisz" Craig.
Amy Adams
Amy "later I'm gonna get drunk and chat up Jennifer Lawrence" Adams.
Claire Danes, Damian Lewis and Morena Baccarin
Claire "cryface" Danes, Damian "best American accent ever" Lewis and Morena "yes, I was in Firefly" Baccarin.
Kevin Costner
Kevin "don't forget I won an Oscar for Dances with Wolves" Costner and Christine "no, I'm not related to Felix" Baumgartner.
Johnny Galecki
Johnny "David from Roseanne" Galecki.
Lucy Liu
Lucy "no, this is not a tablecloth from Avoca" Liu.
Cast of The Big Bang Theory
Mayim "I was in Blossom" Bialik, Simon "yes, we know she was in Blossom" Helberg, Kunal "yeah yeah yeah, Blossom, Blossom, Blossom" Nayyar and Kaley "nerds love me" Cuoco.
Liberty Ross and Thandie Newton
Liberty "Kristen Stewart wouldn't dare show her face here" Ross and Thandie "I got your back" Newton.
Selena Gomez
Selena "check me out, Justin Bieber" Gomez.
Kelly Osbourne
Kelly "still totally working this purple hair" Osbourne.
Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa "man alive Zach Efron is looking well these days" Hudgens.
Helen Mirren
Helen "ride" Mirren.
Ariel Winter and 50 Cent
Ariel "50 cent loves Modern Family" Winter and 50 "I do, I love Modern Family" Cent.
Zooey Deschanel
Zooey "look at my fringe" Deschanel.
Sofia Vergara
Sofia "I hope THIS dress can contain my arse" Vergara.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
Tina "please be our friend" Fey and Amy "please be our other friend" Poehler.
Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan
Michael "Alex P Keaton" J. Fox and Tracy Pollan.
Zosia Mamet
Zosia "the best one from Girls" Mamet.
Hugh Jackman and Deborra Lee-Furness
Hugh "it's funny to call him Huge Ackman" Jackman and Deborra Lee-Furness.
Lena Dunham
Lena "my dress looks like every debs dress ever" Dunham.
John Goodman
John "David from Roseanne is here?" Goodman.
Morena Baccarin
Morena "Yes, from Serenity and Firefly" Baccarin.
Julianne Moore
Julianne "strong contender for classiest woman alive" Moore.
Megan Fox
Megan "The Fox" Fox.
Anne Hathaway
Anne "my cryface is better than Claire Danes' cryface" Hathaway.
Adele
Adele "nobody knows my second name, I'm just like Prince"...
Julianna Margulies
Julianna "Carol Hathaway" Margulies.
Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts
Liev "my missus was nominated for an Oscar" Schreiber and Naomi "AN OSCAR!" Watts.
Kristen Bell
Kristen "cutest preggers woman ever" Bell.
Julianna Margulies
Julianna "you look so fine we're putting you in twice" Margulies.
Jodie Foster
Jodie "wait til you hear my speech" Foster.
Kathryn Bigelow
Kathryn "didn't get nominated for an Oscar" Bigelow.
Kristen Wiig
Kristen "my boyfriend is in The Strokes" Wiig.
Jonathan Krasinski and Emily Blunt
Jonathan "wish we were married to him" Krasinski and Emily "lucky cow is married to him" Blunt.
Bradley Cooper
Bradley "I've come a long way since being the baddie in Wedding Crashers" Cooper.
Eva Longoria
Eva "I win the Angelina Leg contest" Longoria.
Amanda Seyfried
Amanda "I can predict the weather with my breasts" Seyfried.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
Ben "can't believe I didn't get nominated for an Oscar" Affleck and Jennifer "back off J-Lo!" Garner.
Denzel Washington and daughter Olivia
Denzel "coolest Dad ever" Washington and Olivia "pretty cool in her own right" Washington.
Robert Pattinson
Robert "going solo and I hope I don't bump into Liberty Ross" Pattinson
Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton
Helena "look, I got dressed up" Bonham Carter and Tim "I hurt my arm shoehorning Johnny Depp into another one of my films" Burton.
George Clooney and Stacey Keebler
George "Doug Ross" Clooney and Stacey "George Clooney's missus" Keebler.
Sienna Miller
Sienna "shower curtain" Miller.
Halle Berry
Halle "contender for worst dressed" Berry.
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer "so, so luminous" Lawrence.
Sally Field
Sally "kindest face ever" Field.
Helen Hunt
Helen "you make me want to be a better man" Hunt.
Taylor Swift
Taylor "antiques, antiques, antiques" Swift.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo "No, I can't believe I didn't get nominated for an Oscar either" DiCaprio.
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer "WHAT DO YOU MEAN KIM KARDASHIAN ALREADY WORE THIS DRESS?" Lopez.
Jessica Alba
Jessica "I seem to have only ever made one terrible film (Honey) but am such a ride it doesn't matter" Alba.
Nicole Richie
Nicole "Paris Hilton who?" Richie.
Isla Fisher
Isla "yep, Shannon from Home and Away" Fisher.
Debra Messing
Debra "I'll always be Grace" Messing.
Michelle Dockery
Michelle "I'm almost certainly not wearing knickers" Dockery.
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams
Jennifer "whoever loaned me this coat is never washing it again" Lawrence and Amy "I'm drunk and talking to Jennifer Lawrence" Adams.
Amy Poehler's feet
This picture was captioned "Amy Poehler arrives at the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards".
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Julia "spongeworthy" Louis-Dreyfus.
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer "oh, how did another picture of the luminous Jennifer Lawrence get in here?" Lawrence.
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