Lea "doing an Angelina Leg but not quite" Michele (from Glee).
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham
Rosie "ride features" Huntington-Whiteley and Jason "I make terrible films but used to go out with Kelly Brook and am now going out with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley" Statham.
Jennifer "luminous" Lawrence.
Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere.
Alyssa "SAMANTHA" Milano.
Heidi "doing an Angelina Leg better than Lea Michele but not as good as Angelina" Klum.
Bryan Cranston and Betsy Brandt
Bryan "coolest man alive and is my head shaved for the final series of Breaking Bad?" Cranston and Betsy "Skyler's klepto sister" Brandt.
Kate "we still can't believe you marrying your man from Muse, also, you look lovely" Hudson.
Salma "your dress is a bit boring but you're a ride" Hayek.
Glenn "drunkest person at the Golden Globes" Close.
Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
Rachel "yes, I bagged Daniel Craig" Weisz and Daniel "yes, I bagged Rachel Weisz" Craig.
Amy "later I'm gonna get drunk and chat up Jennifer Lawrence" Adams.
Claire Danes, Damian Lewis and Morena Baccarin
Claire "cryface" Danes, Damian "best American accent ever" Lewis and Morena "yes, I was in Firefly" Baccarin.
Kevin "don't forget I won an Oscar for Dances with Wolves" Costner and Christine "no, I'm not related to Felix" Baumgartner.
Johnny "David from Roseanne" Galecki.
Lucy "no, this is not a tablecloth from Avoca" Liu.
Cast of The Big Bang Theory
Mayim "I was in Blossom" Bialik, Simon "yes, we know she was in Blossom" Helberg, Kunal "yeah yeah yeah, Blossom, Blossom, Blossom" Nayyar and Kaley "nerds love me" Cuoco.
Liberty Ross and Thandie Newton
Liberty "Kristen Stewart wouldn't dare show her face here" Ross and Thandie "I got your back" Newton.
Selena "check me out, Justin Bieber" Gomez.
Kelly "still totally working this purple hair" Osbourne.
Vanessa "man alive Zach Efron is looking well these days" Hudgens.
Helen "ride" Mirren.
Ariel Winter and 50 Cent
Ariel "50 cent loves Modern Family" Winter and 50 "I do, I love Modern Family" Cent.
Zooey "look at my fringe" Deschanel.
Sofia "I hope THIS dress can contain my arse" Vergara.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
Tina "please be our friend" Fey and Amy "please be our other friend" Poehler.
Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan
Michael "Alex P Keaton" J. Fox and Tracy Pollan.
Zosia "the best one from Girls" Mamet.
Hugh Jackman and Deborra Lee-Furness
Hugh "it's funny to call him Huge Ackman" Jackman and Deborra Lee-Furness.
Lena "my dress looks like every debs dress ever" Dunham.
John "David from Roseanne is here?" Goodman.
Morena "Yes, from Serenity and Firefly" Baccarin.
Julianne "strong contender for classiest woman alive" Moore.
Megan "The Fox" Fox.
Anne "my cryface is better than Claire Danes' cryface" Hathaway.
Adele "nobody knows my second name, I'm just like Prince"...
Julianna "Carol Hathaway" Margulies.
Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts
Liev "my missus was nominated for an Oscar" Schreiber and Naomi "AN OSCAR!" Watts.
Kristen "cutest preggers woman ever" Bell.
Julianna "you look so fine we're putting you in twice" Margulies.
Jodie "wait til you hear my speech" Foster.
Kathryn "didn't get nominated for an Oscar" Bigelow.
Kristen "my boyfriend is in The Strokes" Wiig.
Jonathan Krasinski and Emily Blunt
Jonathan "wish we were married to him" Krasinski and Emily "lucky cow is married to him" Blunt.
Bradley "I've come a long way since being the baddie in Wedding Crashers" Cooper.
Eva "I win the Angelina Leg contest" Longoria.
Amanda "I can predict the weather with my breasts" Seyfried.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
Ben "can't believe I didn't get nominated for an Oscar" Affleck and Jennifer "back off J-Lo!" Garner.
Denzel Washington and daughter Olivia
Denzel "coolest Dad ever" Washington and Olivia "pretty cool in her own right" Washington.
Robert "going solo and I hope I don't bump into Liberty Ross" Pattinson
Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton
Helena "look, I got dressed up" Bonham Carter and Tim "I hurt my arm shoehorning Johnny Depp into another one of my films" Burton.
George Clooney and Stacey Keebler
George "Doug Ross" Clooney and Stacey "George Clooney's missus" Keebler.
Sienna "shower curtain" Miller.
Halle "contender for worst dressed" Berry.
Jennifer "so, so luminous" Lawrence.
Sally "kindest face ever" Field.
Helen "you make me want to be a better man" Hunt.
Taylor "antiques, antiques, antiques" Swift.
Leonardo "No, I can't believe I didn't get nominated for an Oscar either" DiCaprio.
Jennifer "WHAT DO YOU MEAN KIM KARDASHIAN ALREADY WORE THIS DRESS?" Lopez.
Jessica "I seem to have only ever made one terrible film (Honey) but am such a ride it doesn't matter" Alba.
Nicole "Paris Hilton who?" Richie.
Isla "yep, Shannon from Home and Away" Fisher.
Debra "I'll always be Grace" Messing.
Michelle "I'm almost certainly not wearing knickers" Dockery.
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams
Jennifer "whoever loaned me this coat is never washing it again" Lawrence and Amy "I'm drunk and talking to Jennifer Lawrence" Adams.
Amy Poehler's feet
This picture was captioned "Amy Poehler arrives at the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards".
Julia "spongeworthy" Louis-Dreyfus.
Jennifer "oh, how did another picture of the luminous Jennifer Lawrence get in here?" Lawrence.