MOST PEOPLE ARE well acquainted with the beer bong at this stage – but what if you wanted to up the classiness level of your session just a little bit?
Well, you’d use a Champagne bong instead. Obviously.
Luckily for you, someone has actually invented one
Why, though?
Well, Mashable described the creation from the States as a way to get you drunk quicker:
It’s basically a champagne flute with a glass straw as the stem, allowing for supreme air flow that will force champagne into your gullet as quickly as possible.
Great, and relatively classy to boot.
The company that makes them is called Chambong
A rather delightful portmanteau
New York Magazine felt compelled to write about the Champagne bong, asking are you too classy to drink champagne from a bong?
It is for those of us who cannot be bothered with delicate sips and ceaseless toasts; it is a surefire delivery of Champagne to cranium in less than ten seconds flat. And it only took almost 300 years to arrive in our lives, but who’s counting?
It comes in at a hefty enough €22, so you’d want to get plenty of uses out of it.
Look at these people having fun with the Chambong
Gas characters all
