Martin McGuinness to ride Shergar around Phoenix Park @ 10/1

100/1 that Sean Gallagher is in fact Bertie Ahern in an extended episode of anonymous!!!

“When this comes in, I can honestly say ‘I won it on the horses!’ “

Dana to win 2012 Eurovision song contest.

100/1 that he wont have a grey hair by time the election is over

€100 @ 8/13 I have the shiniest head in this betting shop

"10/1 Dana and Norris to duet singing "Love Shack" for Ireland in Eurovision 2012"

No Mary in the Aras for the next 7 years

haven’t seen one of these slips since the tent at the galway races. oops!

100 euro that by the end of 2011 it will be confirmed that Dana IS the Virgin Mary!!

if Gallagher wins the presidency is open for sponsorship. the Áras will be re-named paddy power house, the only power the place will ever see…

“Evens money bet that I can convince the public that I can draw down two hundred a week, and still pose as a successful entrepreneur type.”

50/1 That he’s Keith Wood’s estranged brother

100 euro on dana being confused by the red c not red sea report and why moses hasn’t parted it in her favour yet

that within a year we will rename the state to Gombeen Republic so we will not need to repay the debt to the IMF.

That the IRA will disband.

I think he is doing the lottery numbers as he said he is living on just over €200 a week.

100 euro to see if Mcguiness can tell the difference between right and wrong.

That he is indeed a Fianna Fail candidate

Remember the €1000 that went missing from the grant during the debate?
I’ve stuck it on myself to win, once I pay it back, should still have enough for some new curtains in the Aras…….now that’s entreprenurial thinking.

“Odds on that my FF membership card will turn up after the election, and that’s the bald truth of it.”

Betting 1000/1 that there WILL be more controversy in the media about my F/F connections before the election !!

He’s betting a pony on Dana throwing at least half-a-dozen more wobblies at the media before the poll finishes

Turtle wax! for the baldy inside all of us!

I bet my hair plugs will be better than Rooneys

that the Irish electorate have learned nothing and will fall for any ould shite!

i bet €100 that i will #OCCUPYÁras an Uachtaráin

"This is how confident I am of FF getting back into power any time soon"

It wasn’t the first time this man gambled

He and Fianna Fáil gambled with the future of this country and the future of our youth and lost

It’s highly likely that he’s betting on the Vatican excommunicating Dana and her dysfunctional family before the presidential election.

€100 that Fianna fail win the next election. Odds 1000000to1!!

€1000 to win on “you can fool all of the people all of the time” in the presidential hurdle chase at phoenix park .

“I’ll bet the 700 grand I got from Enterprise Ireland on myself because I might as well get some hope of a return!”

5/2 that the Irish people dont realize what an idiot I am

Tomorrow I’ll have a little red haired daughter called Annie.

Look, I bet I am the only one in this race with a clean sheet!

How tall Michael D Higgins actually is!

“it may be mugs game… but it’s a safer bet then being involved with Fianna FAIL!”

50 quid that GM will not mention MmcG next time he is in public – odds compiler would accept it.

100/1 that the Irish public are stupid enough to elect a Fianna Fail member as President even though the’ve fucked up our country for decades to come.

Another Fianna Fail conman betting on the gullibility of the Irish electorate.

That the Irish people would be so stupid as to elect a failed Fianna Fail buisnessman

100 euro says SCAMA costs us gazillions and deFFelopers laugh at us.

Each way bet on Michael D being hurled the furthest by the English Rugby XV

That he can make money disappear as well as his Fianna Fail mates.

If he’s betting on himself to win I’d call the gambling commission.

He’s obviously betting on making the office of President a mockery within 100 days

Keep it simple and factual:

Sean Gallagher: what a creep.

Should i invest ? I’m out this time

10/1 Shergar to be found in Mc Guinness garden

1000 to Cavan to win Sam Maguire in 2012.

100 euro on nobody findin out he’s a liar and has a ff heart

He bets 100euro if he gets president , he keeps his Aras open to the public an keep blowing hot air

“I got the phone number off yer wan behind the counter……oh crap,hang on….”

hes betting his arse is as hairless as his head!

€100 on Pigs to Fly before Finna Fail are in Government again!…..odds 1/2 safe money!

Supporting Irish jobs in the time old Fianna Fail fashion ,now if only the lads still had their paws on that national pension reserve fund

100 euro at 50/1 on mc guiness ,, photo name( FF 5000 PAYBACK )

PHOTO NAME ( Fina Fall Screwed The Dail )

we live in a world of entrepreneurs and we are now reaping the reward of that kind of madness ,hole in the sky melting ice caps global warming and famine is their legacy,have you checked out what these entrepreneurs have been up to with your pension plans over the last two decades ?when vision becomes greed the visionary becomes the entrepreneur !

Gallagher bets he can say "entrepreneur" more than 50 times in one interview

Gallagher bets on how many days he’ll be in office before he regrets doing it!

"This is what the other candidates have to offer"….

Gallagher: “I’ve won! I had 1973.”

entrepreneur sorry stupid spell check

A bet on himself to lose the race, because he’s a pragmatic investor

He’s betting that if he wins the Presidency that he’ll be allowed to rename the Phoenix Park to Oriel Park Mór in honour of his Dundalk roots

2:30 Chepstow entrapinure

Bald man holds betting slip. Apathy ensues.

100 to 1 that people give a fup about this meaningless position

David Norris letters ruin his campaign

That FF will win more than 40 seats in the next election.

10/1 I swear to tell the truth bla bla bla bla bla

Probably a coincidence but em, is this a slag on the blind people?

10 Euro E/W The Aras to be a smart home @ 1000-1

100 Euro Win Dana @ 50-1

10 Euro Win Micheal D @ 50-1

5000 Euro Gallagher not to be placed in top 3 @ 50-1

He is betting that France will win the World cup in the rugby

Rapunzel to win

Stop ‘Draggin’ (Dragon) yer heels and get voting for me