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7 people who have already broken all the advent calendar rules

Ah lads, it’s only been four days.

IT’S ALREADY THE 4th of December. You know what that means.

Everyone has pretty much lost the will to play by the advent calendar rules.

1. This cruel maverick of a sibling

2. This woman who knows exactly what she is

3. This unspeakable colleague who won’t be getting tea offers any time soon

4. This woman’s daughter, who answers to no authority

5. This dog, who can’t understand why you would restrict yourself

The lad in the back is all ‘I told him so!’

6. This calculated cheat

7. Yeah sure, the ‘dog’

Despicable, the whole lot of you.