If I knew for sure that the world was ending on Friday, I would definitely kick my boss up the hole, bishop Brennan style, he’s a dick.

If the world does end Friday can someone please pick me up from work. I don’t wana die in a fruit and veg shop!

It had better end on Friday, the mother in law is coming to stay for Christmas, this us as good a way out of it as any I can think of.

Isn’t it ironic that they are predicting our demise, where on the other hand they could not foresee their own destiny.

There’ll probably be a lot of number 6. Not so much of number 7, followed by extreme awkwardness on Saturday.

im gonna get drunk… ;-)
either way…. !!! and a curry on the way home…

That immersion joke still makes me laugh everytime

I’ve 50 on in Paddy Power @ 100-1 the world will end. Some odds

Why read them then kitta? or whatever your name is! Moaners like you who look at articles that they know they’re not interested in, just to give out, cop on!!

isnt it true that the Mayan calender didnt count leap years? so their calender ended quite a while ago already if thats the case, woohoo no apocalypse….

There’s a silver lining..if the world does end at least Manchester United’s “Era” would be finally over

Have a Danger Wank on a dublin bus

Those mayans need to lighten up ,if anyone knows a mayan send them a nice nudie calendar for christmas.

damn just ordered my convertable 2013 ferrari today :-( on plus side I don’t have to pay back the loan ;-)

Change my underpants.

The Mayans didn’t predict the end of the world they just predicted a change and then their calendar ended. I also think they have discovered a new calendar.
Plus according to Mayan calendars 2012 happened about 4 years ago.
Still maybe I should have waited until after Friday to buy all my Christmas presents just in case…..

The world isn’t going to end. No doomsday going to happen at’all, I guarantee it.

It’s my birthday on Friday hope it don’t end before I get my presents and a couple of glasses of vino in board! Still when you get to my age, your own world is getting closer to the end.

Its true the world will end for some people all over the world on friday,some old some young some healty some sick some through war and hunger and the same thing will happen on saturday and every day for as long as we are all here.

The Mayans did not predict the world will end. They left that up to annoying articles and or air time for that.

My thoughts regarding Number 3 can be nicely summed up by the Simpsons.

Marge Simpson: “It’s the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Bart are you wearing clean underwear? ”

Bart Simpson: “Not anymore”

If the world ends before February Gilmore and Kenny will lose their pensions.

Did the Mayans take leap years into account!? We could be alright for a few more weeks yet lads.

If the world ends Friday, Saturday Kenny and Gilmore will crawl out from under a rock and give themselves a big rise.

And Willie O dea can shove 250,000 medical cards up his arse . Useless tosser .

Ok I have decided housework will still be there tomorrow so if the world is going to end why should I do any work today!

Grease 2…..what a film. Def better that 1st!

I hope the world ends so we can end annoying list articles like this.

C’mon now God wipe out the atheists and blame it on the Mayans

I wonder will it be balls of lightening from the sky or 200 ft waves from the sea. Either way be some site . I just hope I get a front row seat . Didn’t live this long to miss the Big Bang and get caught unawares .

I’ll be importing some fecking garlic as spuds over the next 24 hrs and feck their duty . Bastards .