Putting in your earplugs on public transport is the same as a do not disturb sign!!!:)

Putting on your fleece pyjamas heading to bed with the hubby, very clear signal!

Putting a beer mat on top of your pint to ward off any overly eager lounge staff when your gone to the toilet or for smoke!

It’s definitely “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches”. It can also mean: the dishwasher has a disproportionate amount of knifes in it and this one requires manual cleaning or we’ll be left knife-less when the next sandwich-making session arises.

20 missed calls from your better half , international sign to get home from the party you’ve been at all weekend !

In a restaurant after a meal, putting your hand in the air and pretending to write on it when you catch the eye of the waiter, because you want to head off to the pub..

I may want more toast, washing the knife again will just be hassle…

Sitting watching telly with mates. You have the remote on the arm rest. You discreetly put your mobile on top of the remote. AKA “don’t touch or else”. H

It’s the symbol for “A womans work is never done”.

I’ll leave it for her to wash???

Dishwasher full and cycle finished. Pls empty….I had to….(insert word here)

Also a band from Sweden.

International symbol for lazy swine !

Do you guys literally get half your stories copy and pasted from reddit?