Like the story about the guy who lived in Howth,many years ago pre dart days when there was a train service, He was on his way home going to Connolly station and soiled his jocks and pants, went into a shop and asked the assistant for a pair of same paid left and made his mind up to change in the toilet on the train home.When he boarded the train went straight to the loo and waited till the train left the station,after it departed he removed the soiled pants and jocks and threw them out the window of the train , he opened the bag to put on the fresh items and to his horror inside the bag were 2 shirts, he had to wait till train got to howth terminus and call the station master , who gave him a lend of an overcoat coat and let him call his ma to collect him!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is like a collection of tweets from loserville. Rosanna and Keith Barry were need stories about 5 years ago!

Harsh Ciara. Harsh but fair.

Vogue Williams, afraid of ghosts, me, afraid she might be a man

Surprised to see Hugh Hefner was waiting up to see the Mars landing, would have thought he would have been attempting re entry himself.

Good to hear celebrities are putting out their own bins. I also learned about bin juice today. Thanks Rosanna. And the bang off your bin Brian, you say you “wouldn’t” bottle it. I’d have gone for “couldn’t” there. Tweet on brave celebrities, tweet on