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What was that?

13 thoughts that will probably cross your mind in bed tonight

Fear, shame, phones in the face, and the need to wee wee.

ARE YOU SETTLING into bed, or maybe thinking about hitting the hay soon?

Planning on getting a good night’s sleep are you?

Inspired by today’s #ThoughtsInBed hashtag on Twitter, allow us the predict the sequence of events in your head over the next hour or so….

1. I’m so tired that I could fall asleep in two seconds

2. How do fax machines work? Why can’t I remember what I got for Christmas? Remember that time when I fell over in front of that person I fancy? ARGH!

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3. If I go to sleep RIGHT NOW I can still get 7 hours 18 minutes

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4. WHAT WAS THAT?

What you think it was:

What it actually was:

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5. I don’t want to get up and turn off the light

6. I need to wee wee but I am so comfortable

7. Did I set my alarm? I definitely did. I should check

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8. Just one more episode

9. I’ll just check my Facebo…

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10. Can’t believe I just dropped my phone on my face

11. WHAT WAS THAT?

Ah, the cat again.

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12. I’m going to bed at 8pm tomorrow

Sure you are.

13. (Singing) TROUBLE, TROUBLE, TROUBLE!

And now you have Taylor Swift in your head. Sorry. Sleep well.

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Also, you probably can’t hear it without hearing the goats too… Sorry

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You’ll probably do this in bed tonight… but you’re not alone>

Own a laptop and a cat? Is this happening to you right now?

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