TODAY, THE IPHONE 6 hit Irish shops.
A 4.7 inch iPhone 6 with 16GB storage from the Apple Store will set you back a cool €699.
That’s a lot of money.
Here are 12 things you could buy instead.
1. 2,230 Animal Bars
Animal Bars > iPhone 6.
2. This pool table.
For yourself and the lads.
3. 279 cronuts.
TREAT YOURSELF.
4. 3 tickets for Electric Picnic 2015 with a nice chunk of change leftover for, ahem, cans.
Early bird gets the worm.
5. 1,941 Nespresso capsules.
The notions come free, though.
6. 14 donkeys.
Let’s be real: no iPhone will bring you as much joy as 14 donkeys.
7. This Irish lady’s mourning costume.
Perfect for mourning Jason Orange’s departure from Take That, for example.
8. 116 “I almost saw Garth Brooks in Croke Park” stickers.
Commemorate what could have been.
9. Over 100 cans of this blue beer.
10. 55 copies of Alan Shatter’s steamy book.
Why have one when you can have 55?
11. This fine large chandelier.
Look how fine and large it is.
12. 94 ludicrously expensive pints in Temple Bar.
On second thought, don’t do that.
