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sideboobs are passé

6 things that are 'the new sideboob', according to the media

An important investigation.

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TODAY, THE GUARDIAN brought us some important news. Ankles are the new sideboob.

With this in mind, we have launched a major investigation into everything that is “the new sideboob”.

1. Ankles

Guardian Guardian

2. ‘Pelvage’

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3. ‘Side-butt’

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4. ‘Vajacent’

5. ‘Underbuns’

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6. ‘Sidebeard’

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So now you know. #SidebeardFansForLife

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