THE DISNEY VERSION of The Little Mermaid blew lots of children’s minds in 1989, so it’s not surprising that they’ve decided to re-release it for a new generation.
Alas, this time it’s different. This time, they’ve ruined it.
Instead of simply going to the cinema to see the movie, those with iPads are being encouraged to bring them along so that they can play games linked to the film while they watch.
Can you think of anything worse than a cinema full of kids playing games on iPads instead of enjoying Ariel, Flounder and Sebastian the way they were meant to be enjoyed?
No, of course you can’t.
Now, soothe your tortured soul with this ancient balm.
