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dear taylor

12 things the world wants Taylor Swift to fix immediately

Help us, Taylor.

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LAST NIGHT, APPLE announced that it had reversed its decision to withhold royalties from artists on its new music service. Why?

Because of a little letter written by someone named Taylor Swift — you might have heard of her.

Swift was widely lauded for forcing Apple’s hand on the issue with many commending the singer’s public stance.

Even her fella congratulated her.

The news confirmed Swift’s status as maybe the most powerful woman in the world (sorry, Hillary Clinton) and got people wondering what else she could fix.

1. Taylor, can you get rid of the Stocks app?

2. Taylor, can you sort the Apple charger out?

3. Taylor, can you make the iPhone battery last longer than two hours?

4. Taylor, can you just fix America already?

5. Taylor, can you personally make sure I don’t get any free U2 albums again?

6. Taylor, can you make sure we don’t have to ever sit through an autoplay ad again?

7. Taylor, can you step in and make all our cheeky Nando’s dreams come true?

8. Taylor, can you convince shops to make their clothes extra cheap and cheerful?

9. Taylor, will you go into a meeting on my behalf and get me a pay rise?

10. Taylor, can you use your powers to get us the ginger emoji we have all been waiting for?

11. Taylor, can you stop people writing these tweets?

12. Actually Taylor, can you just be the Taoiseach?

Let us know.

Ireland, xxx

Taylor Swift wrote an open letter to Apple… and Apple changed its music service >