SPOTIFY HAS NOW been available in Ireland for more than a year.

One of its most essential features is the Private Session, where you can hide your mortifying musical taste from friends and family.

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And take care of important business. You know, the kind that needs taking care of.

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However, there are dangers. VERY REAL DANGERS.

This person knows the truth:

Because what if this happens?

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Or this?

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Or even… THIS?

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Basically, you’re going to feel like this person.

However, one man – no, one hero – has figured out how to avoid all Spotify Private Session mortification.

Simply tweet this foolproof disclaimer, and NEVER WORRY AGAIN.

Hurray!  Thank you Kevin McCaffrey. Thank you.

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