Damn you cold counter, show some emotion would you!

No feeling with a small roll? Bit stingy if you ask me. Maybe half a feeling?

The signs I see in cafes and restaurants “Toilets are for Costumers only” “seats are for Costumers only” “paper cups are for Costumers only”. Blatant discrimination against people who are not Costumers?

Would you like some coldslaw in you’re sanwich?

Some people’s spelling mistakes these days are golden. we all have someone who tells us how “Board” they are on Facebook.

Dame Street has a place called Kentucky Frift Chicken. The big sign on the window has that typo.

I saw Carmel Eggs on Sale in Superquinn before..

Fail, deansgrange cemetery:

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Genius. My bro in law has a collection of stuff like this, must get him to post online!

Passion fruit

Maybe you get felt up ??? Yummy

Satisfied

In all seriousness though it would be nice for the counter staff to be treated with the respect they deserve so they could smile and show some feeling when making a roll for you, have a chat and make the customer want to return rather than the shoddy thrown together muck you get in some convenience stores or garages.

Sandwich, roll, wrap with feeling. That’s someone selling sex.

Now is that a happy feeling or are we talking somethng else.

Dyslunxia is gnat a fountain think!