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9 bizarre items from the world of ‘sexy’ Christmas costumes

When did sexy Christmas costumes become a thing? When?

CHRISTMAS. IT’S ALL about family time, old movies and nights in by the fireside, right?

Wrong.

These costumes just go to prove that there is no tradition too innocent to turn into lingerie. You may not wish to look at the following if you want to keep your happy childhood memories of visiting Santa uncorrupted.

(Last image is probably NSFW)

9 bizarre items from the world of ‘sexy’ Christmas costumes
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  • Santa Mankini

    The smiley face on the junk-pouch is a nice touch, isn't it? Adds a festive note. (Fantasy-world.co.uk)
  • Sexy Reindeer

    Q: What's brown, fuzzy, and sexy? A: Health Minister James Reilly This outfit. Yandy.com
  • Sexy Toy Soldier

    Because nothing is sexier than a children's toy. PS Anyone making a 'standing to attention' joke will be forced to wear the thing to work. (yumdrop.com)
  • 'Hot Rod Elf'

    We have no idea what a Hot Rod Elf is, but we're pretty sure it's not the Christmas we grew up with. (Yumdrop.com)
  • 'Ho Ho Ho' bikini

    Not OK. (etsy.com)
  • Sexy Snowman

    "Remember that charming film about the small kid who befriends a snowman? Well, imagine if that snowman was in LINGERIE." "You're hired." (Yumdrop.com)
  • Bondage Santa

    Taking a much-loved children's figure, and giving it terrifying leather boots. That's the spirit of Christmas. (Yandy.com)
  • Sexy Candy Cane

    Can we please take a moment for the boots? It's like she waded through a pit of furry animals and then stuck candy to their remains. (Yandy.com)
  • 'Enticing Elf'

    That thing she's doing with her pants? That's called - and I quote - a "Peek-a-Boo Velcro Window Bottom". That's it. Christmas is cancelled. (3wishes.com)

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