HAVING A BAD day? Cheer up! It’s Friday tomorrow, and at least you aren’t as unfortunate as this lot.
1. At least you know the difference between being gay and being blind
2. You probably didn’t get attacked by a cat during the daily grind
… while reporting on cat abuse. Oh cruel irony.
3. Or whacked with the bag of an angry onlooker
4. At least you weren’t sent to a vineyard…
It’s the little dance and harsh panning of the camera that we can’t cope with.
5. Or rocked by the camera on TV3
Like you’re doing a sassy MM HMM.
6. You won’t get videobombed by a unicorn tomorrow
Well, maybe you will, you NEVER KNOW.
7. Will you get caught RAPID faking deep floods in front of hundreds of thousands of people?
No, thanks be to everything.
8. At least you didn’t have to attempt to drive one of these
9. And we’re sure your first day wasn’t this bad
Bad language and mortification ahoy.
10. Your efforts at the worst ollie EVER wasn’t televised for all to see
11. At least you won’t wake up tomorrow, go to work and be faced with a snake
OK, at least not the reptile variety.
12. REMINDER: Getting pelted with snowballs not an occupational hazard
13. And of course, your risk of falling overboard is pretty slim
Unless you happen to work on a boat, of course.