Image: LL Cool J via Twitter
HURRICANE SANDY BATTERED the east coast of the US last night, leaving thousands of homes underwater and causing millions of dollars in damage.
And you know who was at risk, as well as ordinary people? CELEBRITIES.
Luckily, they are so wise. Here are 13 celebrity tips for getting through the storm:
Fly yourself to Miami, then tell everyone
Ask the big questions. Somebody's got to.
Draw parallels to your personal life
Mystical pictures! They'll help.
My-my-my music hits me so hard, makes me say, 'Let's play cards'
If it's OK where you are, you should probably remind everyone
DO NOT RELY ON BACON
Are you just sitting in the dark? That's OK too.
Stay focused on the real priorities, like QVC
Send 'light'
Positive thinking will almost certainly stop this enormous weather system.
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