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How much of a ride is Ryan Gosling, really?

We’ve carried out some highly scientific investigations.

IT’S RYAN GOSLING’S birthday, aka a day to praise the Gods and his mother for bringing him into the world.

Gosling is a noted ride, and on this day of days we’ve decided to examine how much of a ride he really is.

We’ve chosen several methods by which to measure his rideyness, and allocated an arbitrary number of ride points for each one.

Let’s start with the obvious yardstick…

His looks

Looking good here

And here 

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And here too

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Ride points: 78

How he holds up against other rides

Here he is holding his own beside other noted ride Bradley Cooper:

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And again, with George Clooney

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And again with Michael Fassbender 

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And again

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Ride points: 102

How beautiful he is on the inside

He’s a cookie angel

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He selflessly helps others to look good:

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Here he is wearing a Darfur tshirt in 2005

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Ride points: 72

His lady loves

Eva Mendes

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Rachel McAdams

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Sandra Bullock

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A blow up doll

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Ride points: 94

His ability to be ridey in ridiculous situations

Situation number one:

Someone made a series of vines of Ryan Gosling refusing to eat cereal. Now that’s pretty ridiculous. However, he still looks good.

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Situation number two:

This jumper is ridiculous. He’s pulling it off though.

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Situation number three: 

Wearing a onesie. Yep, working it.

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Ride points: 126 (mostly for the onesie)

Internet power

He has his own meme

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And then there’s this tumblr

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And this one 

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Ride points: 85

So, with a total of 557, we can conclusively reveal that Ryan Gosling is in fact, a ride.

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Happy birthday sir.

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