MEN OF IRELAND. It’s that time of year again.
The search for those all-important Rose of Tralee escorts has begun.
The powers that be in Tralee are on the hunt for 32 strapping lads to show the lovely girls a good time during the 2014 International Festival.
Sure isn’t it every Irish mammy’s dream to see her son on that stage, dressed up to the nines in his finest suit?
And there’s plenty of craic in it for the lads too y’know.
You get the chance to put your masculinity to the test.
And get in a few rounds of golf while you’re at it.
You get to meet LOTS of lovely girls.
And hold their handbags.
While tending to their every need.
And dressing to their specifications.
You get to go to a ball and have the craic with the girls.
And march in a parade.
You can dance.
You can jive.
And ACTUALLY have the time of your life.
PLUS, if you’re REALLY good at they’ll even give you and award.
And spoons. A great big box of silver knives, forks, and spoons.
Lads. What are yiz waitin’ for?
