MCDONALD’S IS NO longer the sole home of the super size meal.

More and more restaurants are adopting the “more is more” approach, so we’re asking: Guys. Please retain your chill.

Just a casual half a cow on your plate there

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A portion of chips so big, you have to eat them out of a Tonka truck

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This colossal ‘Sunday roast’ burger

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KFC’s ‘chizza’

That’s a pizza, but with a fried chicken breast for a crust. *puts head in hands*

And Mizzoni’s Mega Wheel pizza

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You thought the 20-inch Wagon Wheel was something? Try the 26-inch Mega Wheel, which is only available in certain outlets. For good reason.

This ‘mega spice box’

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Or ‘munchy box’ as its known in Scotland.

This humongous breakfast bagel a New York baseball team is selling its fans

Obscene.

These chips that are really just full potatoes

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And this fry up from Tony’s Bistro in Cork

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*fans self*

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