Quotes
# quotes - Sunday 19 May, 2013
The smell of Spring and a begging ass: The week in quotes
“All manner of nasty and seemingly idle minds…said whatever thing first came into their vacant, idle and meddlesome heads.”
# quotes - Sunday 12 May, 2013
Pretty white girl and out of the shadows: The week in quotes
“Bro, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms.”
# quotes - Sunday 28 April, 2013
Get a grip and into a wooden box: The week in quotes
“Just shy of 7,000 job losses a month. That’s their record.”
# quotes - Sunday 21 April, 2013
They’re all liars and I love animals: The week in quotes
“So all in all, this was a pretty shameful day for Washington.”
# quotes - Sunday 14 April, 2013
Great hurt and sharp elbows: The week in quotes
“People have been comparing apples with pears, and coming up with oranges.”
# quotes - Sunday 7 April, 2013
Not a panacea and merciless operation: The week in quotes
“Someone just came in and handed him across the counter to us. It was a really cross swan as well, we had to put him in a cell for a while to calm down.”
# quotes - Friday 5 April, 2013
6 of Tom Cruise’s wackiest soundbites
Hopefully he’ll offer up some more on tonight’s Late Late.
# quotes - Sunday 31 March, 2013
Butter no parsnips and commode: The week in quotes
“Falling bond yields butter no parsnips.”
# quotes - Sunday 24 March, 2013
It was different in the 1970s and Robbie Keane: The week in quotes
“There’s this message that they come out with, that individuals must take responsibility for their own drinking – I just don’t buy that.”
# quotes - Sunday 17 March, 2013
May God forgive you and horrific step: The week in quotes
“Then he toasted us and said, ‘May God forgive you for what you’ve done.’”
# quotes - Sunday 3 March, 2013
Swallow hard and testosterone boost: The week in quotes
“The Troika has done more damage to Ireland than Britain ever did in 800 years.”
# quotes - Sunday 24 February, 2013
Dropping like flies and dominant ideology: The week in quotes
“There is nothing so blind as the blindness imposed by a dominant ideology, and a subservient State. A blindness that can subvert what our human intuition knows to be right and wrong.”
# quotes - Sunday 17 February, 2013
Gravity of this act and ripped us apart: The week in quotes
“I believe they should be housed in a community of their own.”
Mark Zuckerberg: A life in quotes
Presenting the 15 quotes that define the CEO’s life in tech.
# quotes - Sunday 10 February, 2013
Taking note and Dáil bar: The week in quotes
“I’m afraid the sight of the deputy in full flight standing on a moral soapbox just makes it a little bit difficult not to totally throw up.”
# quotes - Sunday 3 February, 2013
Hot whiskey and cover your ass: The week in quotes
“The Irish government is not going to default.”
# quotes - Sunday 27 January, 2013
We’ll see about that and in/out referendum: The week in quotes
“A terrorist shouted ‘open the door!’ with a strong North American accent, and opened fire. Two other Japanese died then and we found four other Japanese bodies.”
# quotes - Sunday 20 January, 2013
Proper title and people’s bedrooms: The week in quotes
“We also need to stay out of people’s bedrooms. The party that is for small government shouldn’t be over-reaching into people’s private lives.”
# quotes - Sunday 13 January, 2013
Groomed the nation and bulging disc: The week in quotes
“I just had a bulging disc that came out and it’s difficult. What happens is when the bulge comes out it’s like a piece of toothpaste coming out of an onion and that normally hits the nerve and causes you pain.”
# quotes - Sunday 6 January, 2013
Disposable items and Mrs Merkel: The week in quotes
“It’s not something I was used to and it’s not something I felt I deserved.”
# quotes - Sunday 30 December, 2012
‘A logistical, logarithmic progression’ : The year in 46 quotes
“It’s clear that people are pissed off with us as a government” and 45 other quotes that tell the story of 2012.
# quotes - Sunday 23 December, 2012
Double-think and out of touch: The week in quotes
“It would pave the way for the direct and intentional killing of unborn children. This can never be morally justified in any circumstances.”
# quotes - Sunday 16 December, 2012
Latin phrases and Rocky: The week in quotes
“Acta non verba!”
# quotes - Sunday 9 December, 2012
Disturbing and undemocratic: The week in quotes
“Please desist from insulting the way I dress. Please desist from it.”
# quotes - Sunday 2 December, 2012
Deep unease and not an option: The week in quotes
“The Supreme Court is absolutely clear about this issue and the people have been absolutely clear.”
# quotes - Sunday 25 November, 2012
Soft target and no way to live: The week in quotes
“We just can’t believe that in the 21st century something like this would happen.”
# quotes - Saturday 24 November, 2012
It’s Saturday, so here are our favourite George Hamilton quotes
Featuring “if that’s not offside, I’m a Chinaman” and several other gems.
# quotes - Sunday 18 November, 2012
Catholic country and contrition: The week in quotes
“I was out there last night and he’s definitely alive.”
# quotes - Sunday 11 November, 2012
Cop-on and women of a certain age: The week in quotes
“He’s obviously a very popular figure, particularly popular with women of a certain age group.”
# quotes - Sunday 30 September, 2012
Creepy feeling and red lines: The week in quotes
“It’s a rather creepy feeling that Ireland’s neutrality would be ignored. But then, that’s Hitler for you.”
# quotes - Sunday 16 September, 2012
Diamond bazooka and not be afraid: The week in quotes
“I’ve always felt more British than Irish.”
# quotes - Sunday 9 September, 2012
Silly season and big new bazooka: The week in quotes
“I tried my best and I didn’t succeed.”
# quotes - Sunday 2 September, 2012
Flagrant abuse and void of principle: The week in quotes
“People across the country are wondering where is their Minister for Health and who is in charge?”
# quotes - Sunday 26 August, 2012
Legitimate rape and nonsense: The week in quotes
“Sat by some bins, had a cry and rang my mammy.”
Video: 8 famous quotes that never were, and the videos that prove it
Quotes can be wonderful things, when in the right hands…
# quotes - Sunday 12 August, 2012
Astronomical figures and Dáil drinks: The week in quotes
“Either take off the cross or put on pants.”
# quotes - Saturday 11 August, 2012
6 reasons why Karl Lagerfeld’s life is very difficult
It’s not easy being a major fashion designer, you know.
# quotes - Sunday 5 August, 2012
Glistening like wet otters: The week in quotes
“He always got the last word in every conversation.”
# quotes - Sunday 24 June, 2012
The Daily Fix: Sunday
All the main news from today, plus a few bits and pieces you may have missed along the way…
# quotes - Sunday 10 June, 2012
The Daily Fix: Sunday
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