Friday 17 May, 2013
All the kids dancing in their car-seats your Friday morning needs
The kid singing Barry Manilow is our fave.
The Dredge: One Direction to play a bit of GAA or soccer at Croke Park?
All of the day’s celebrity filth.
Thursday 16 May, 2013
11 reasons being in a lift is the most awkward thing ever
Being in a lift is just dreadful.
Eurovision semi-final mark two: Glowworms, eyebrows and a delightful Romanian
It’s our Eurovision live blog as it happened.
What has been Croke Park’s most memorable musical night?
One Direction are the next musical act to take to the stage at Ireland’s favourite stadium, but what’s been the best musical night at Croker so far?
VIDEO: Your weekend movies… the Great Gatsby and fast cars
Cinema trip this weekend? TheJournal.ie brings you snippets from new releases to help you decide where to put your money…
Morning show presenter pulls a real life Anchorman on his co-host
She’s Ron Burgundy?
8 things that make Irish men almost unbearably attractive
Resistance is futile.
Is ex-TV3 psychic Flathan now a singer?
It looks like it.
Love/Hate’s writer has revealed the fate of Darren!
MASSIVE SPOILER ALERT.
8 reasons why Pierce Brosnan is Navan’s finest export
Happy birthday big fella.
High-speed police chase interrupted… by rogue ducks
WE HAVE A DUCK EMERGENCY.
SCREAM! One Direction confirm Croke Park gig for 2014
They’ll play in Dublin next May.
Eye-opening footage of Dubliners in the 1970s
Wow, people really dressed up for the pub back then.
Marc from Tallafornia’s willy: A Twitter analysis
He got his lad out. Here’s how people reacted.
The Hoff, frocks, umbrellas and Home & Away on the Great Gatsby red carpet
Frock Scott Fitzgerald.
Is The Great Gatsby any good? Here’s the answer…
Hello old sport, do join us for a rip-roaring review of tassle-dress champagne-athons, polo-playing cads and a love story for the ages.
Baby penguin is LOVING her first swim at Dublin Zoo
Meet Chloe, the new arrival.
The Dredge: Lashing rain in Cannes, lashing willies in Tallaght
Warning, this Dredge features a Tallafornia star with his lad in his hand.
Wednesday 15 May, 2013
13 of the best wi-fi network names of all time
What do you mean, yours is called ‘UPC733241′?
NOBODY is getting this cat’s ice cream
Like, sucker? Don’t even try.
When upcycling goes horribly wrong
Leave that thing in the bin!
7 moments that make you feel like a king on an economy flight*
*Or a queen. Your call.
Here’s Commander Hadfield’s first Earth meal after months in space
“The smell is like an old friend.” Can you guess what he went for?
6 questions for people who don’t have tellies
What do you point your furniture at?
Man gives the homeless Abercrombie & Fitch clothing just to annoy its CEO
The A&F CEO doesn’t want you wearing the company’s clothes if you’re not attractive and thin.
People answering the question ‘Would you die for Ireland?’
“If the money was right.”
16 dogs who have clearly been smoking funny cigarettes
Cheeky buggers.
Check out J.K. Rowling’s hand scrawled outline for Order of the Phoenix
So THAT’S how you write a book…
Open thread: What’s the strangest thing on your desk?
We’ll show you ours if you show us yours….
What happens when Spock and Captain Kirk try to speak Irish?
They’re not half bad, that’s what.
This kitten is more excited about milk than anyone has ever been about anything
He wants to be on it.
The Lisdoonvarna Matchmaking Festival is going gay
Lisdoonvarna – The Outing is putting a ‘new twist on old traditions’.
Marseille’s new faux-denim jersey is unspeakably bad
We’re no fashionistas around these parts but even we know this is horrible.
Merkel reveals that she likes “nice eyes” on a man
Angela Merkel and the way she might look at you.























































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