“WHERE ARE YOU going for yours?”
Office Christmas parties are an important status symbol and – let’s not forget – a vital opportunity to humiliate yourself and impeach your future employment prospects.
Here are some that we’d like to go to, please:
The party in this place
The party with the upside-down Christmas tree
Whichever party this guy is going to
The party where this is dinner
The party where Santa is working at a laptop and drinking beer
And also the one where he falls asleep on a bench
The party where even stormtroopers get funky
The party at this caring, nurturing workplace
The party where people put this much effort into dressing up
The party with this sign outside
The party with polar bears
The party where generous bosses lay on this mighty spread
And this guy's party. Just to cheer him up.
