WHY HAVE A regular calendar when you can have a naked calendar?
Here is the cream of this year’s crop. (Each calendar is available at the link under the photo.)
1. Butchers in the Buff
Source: JC Savages/Twitter
As put together by Swords institution JC’s. Raising money for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Just look at all that meat, etc.
2. Women In Waders
A fish-themed offering featuring women wearing waders. And little else.
3. Irish Farmer Calendar
A classic of the genre, obviously. OK, they’re not completely naked. Just wearing reduced clothing.
4. Zombie Pin-Up Calendar
Honestly, we’re not sure.
5. Irish Prison Service Calendar
Source: Prison Service Calendar 2014/Facebook
The hottest prison warders. The coldest prisons.
6. Orthodox Calendar
Source: Orthodox Calendar
Featuring men in compromising positions with Russian Orthodox priests and whatnot. Put together to campaign again homophobia in Russia.
7. Naked Fluoride Calendar
Source: Facebook/The Girl Against Fluoride
The work of anti-fluoride campaigner The Girl Against Fluoride. Features a Fine Gael councillor in the nip!
8. Crafty Men
Men, doing crafts, in the buff. So?
9. Lindner Calendar
Source: Lindner Calendar
A regular offering from Polish coffin manufacturer Lindner. Naked women posing with caskets (or even, as in the photo above, floating caskets). What more do you want?
10. Trinity Scholars and Fellows Calendar
Source: The Scholars' Committee 2013
Ten of the most eminent academics in Ireland, baring (almost) all to raise money for two TCD-based social programmes?
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