OXEGEN IS COMING back!
It was announced this morning that Ireland’s largest festival is returning in 2013, after a well-earned break last year.
As we all know, a major music festival shows human civilisation at its purest:
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And it breaks mankind down into our component types.
So which are you?
1. The person who is ready for literally anything
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2. The member of a fearsome mud gang
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3. The person who let their friends write on them, and hasn’t seen it yet
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4. The person relaxing in your own special place
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5. And possibly being trampled on
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6. The buxom young lady all the fellas want to meet
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7. The person rocking statement daywear
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8. The person just relaxing with your buddies from the brain surgery team
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9. The person who decided that actually a bum bag is really practical
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10. The person whose tent was just a teensy bit too far away
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11. The lad who’s mad for the crack
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12. The person conditioned by years of family holidays to enjoy yourself whatever the weather
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13. The person gettin’ the shift
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14. The person throwing your finest shapes
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15. The person who has either lost a contact, or can see something everyone else can’t
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16. This person
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17. Or the emergency bog roll delivery man
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Well?
Are there any we’ve missed?
