IT’S WITHIN EVERY woman’s rights to dress however she wants on Halloween – but really, no one in their right mind would don the increasingly outlandish costumes peddled out each year in the name of ‘sexy’.
Who makes these costumes? Why? How can we make it stop?
Sexy Scrabble
S-E-X-Y. That’s 14 points, and a double word score!
Sexy Minion from Despicable Me
Kids’ films: endless inspiration for ‘sexy’ Halloween get-up.
Sexy shark
Sharks are hot, you guys!
Sexy Fozzie Bear
Again, with the kids’ films!
Sexy Silence of the Lambs
This one is actually inexplicable and, unsurprisingly, on sale for $10.
Sexy Taco
Because there is nothing sexier than mince meat. Nothing.
Sexy… this thing
‘Wild child costume’. Mmhmm.
Sexy Olaf from Frozen
Another stunner from Yandy.com, this ‘Funny Snowman’ costume is loosely, loosely based on Olaf, the talking snowman from Frozen.
Guess what. It’s sold out.
Sexy bottle of mustard
As everyone knows, condiments are the most sensual of all foodstuffs.
Sexy disembowelment
For women, and the gore fetishists that love them.
Sexy Rosie the Riveter
This is just depressing.
Sexy droog
One of the least sexy films of all time, please meet one of the least sexy costumes of all time.
Sexy lobster
This. All of this.
