1. When a shop tried to sell this “stump” for $98

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2. The time it became acceptable to serve salad in a jar

Because plates are so passé.

3. “Oh, I’d love to, but I have a taxidermy class that night!”

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4. This “locally grown” hoodie

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5. This typewriter keyboard for when modern keyboards just don’t meet your needs

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6. This New York Times article heralding the return of the monocle

(Read it and weep.)

7. The time a person literally locked up their hula hoop

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8. This nonsense

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9. This pizza cutter in the shape of a fixed gear bicycle

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10. This beer ostensibly created to “repel” hipsters, but will undoubtedly only attract them

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11. “I like my beer like I like my bicycles”

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12. And this sundial watch, because 21st century technology is too mainstream.

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*shakes head*

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