IF THERE’S ONE thing people love to go on about when you’re looking for a job, it’s “put a lot of effort into your CV.”
Well, these people took that advice, considered it, and then did the exact opposite – with comical results.
1. The irony is strong in this one
This is the equivalent of going for a job at a fancy stationery shop and handing your CV in on the back of an old napkin.
2. Applying for the role of Editor-In-Chimp, no doubt
It features a monkey wearing glasses on the phone. GIVE THIS PERSON THE JOB RIGHT NOW.
3. “My favourite film just happens to be Devil’s Wear Prague!”
By all means, join our movie.
4. A unique public plea for work
5. Straight to the point
“Give job” is, of course, the highlight.
6. This video CV is internet perfection
HE DOESN’T EVEN BITE THE SANDWICH AT THE START. How many takes did he have to do?
7. The handwritten touch
The lined paper is what makes it all come together.
8. Au naturel leader
“There is no lying or pretence in this CV.” Sure, we believe you.
9. Nicolas Cage really wants the job
This person accidentally sent in a picture of Nicolas Cage instead of their CV and Cover Letter due to a mix up with a .zip file. Still, it could work?
10. Dose things right the first time…
11. MEGA-CHECK, MATE
12. Good with ppl you say?
No, no, no, no and no.
Ever make a ridiculous mistake on your CV? Let us know about it in the comments.
