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Michael Fassbender's genitalia is the latest subject of the Sony hack... it's the Dredge

All the day’s dirt, today.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

Michael Fassbender is the latest victim of the embarrassing Sony hack. An email sent by Aaron Sorkin revealed that he had ‘no idea’ who the actor is and that he wouldn’t be right for the Steve Jobs movie the screenwriter is currently working on.

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Sorkin writes, “I don’t know who Michael Fassbender is and the rest of the world isn’t going to care”, when suggested he take the lead role over Sorkin’s favoured actor, Tom Cruise.

However, when informed that director Danny Boyle was set on Fassbender, he wrote “This used to be an event. I don’t know who Michael Fassbender is and the rest of the world isn’t going to care. This is insane”.

He eventually came around to the idea, saying “F*** it. He’s a great actor whose time has come”. Make up your mind, man. But perhaps most excellently, producer Michael De Luca chimed in, saying he ‘makes you feel bad to have normal sized male genitalia’.

Fassbender famously bared all in the film Shame, but it seems as though he has nothing to feel shame about…

Keira Knightly is pregnant. According to E! Online, the actress and her husband James Righton from the Klaxons are expecting their first child together.

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She has reportedly been avoiding alcohol and wearing loose-fitting dresses during the promotion of the Imitation Game, so like, she MUST be.

According to Star magazine, she’s in her second trimester.

Harry Styles is basically the nicest boyband member to have ever boybanded. At a book signing in London on Wednesday, one of One Direction’s superfans went into a mild panic attack.

Styles spotted the girl and ran to her aid, breaking through a barrier to get to her for a calming hug.

//♡ ・*✧ i love harry with every single piece of my heart i'm so lucky, words cannot describe how much that boy means to me and i'm the happiest girl alive to have finally after four years met my sunshine✧*・ ruthftstyles ruthftstyles

Yes, there’s a video.

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She seems better now anyway. Don’t worry.

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • Emma Watson is freshly single. Can Hemma happen now? (The Mirror)
  • Abigail Breslin called Taylor Swift an unstable cat lady… kinda (Hollywood Life)
  • Ashton Kutcher says fiancée Mila Kunis is ‘perfect’ (Daily Mail)
  • Angelina Jolie bumped into Sony exec that slagged her off and her face is PRICELESS (Daily Mail)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Amy Huberman mocked Brian O’Driscoll’s outfit on Twitter…>