FACEBOOK IS A whole different kettle of fish for each gender. Let’s lay down the evidence.
1. Wishing their mates Happy birthdays
Girls will write an entire essay and post a photo collage…
Whereas guys just cut to the chase…
2. Joke statuses
Leave your Facebook logged in around a friend, and prepare for them to update your status for you.
Mature as usual, fellars.
3. Commenting on photos
When was the last time you saw a guy commenting something NICE on his friend’s photo? Never, that’s when.
4. Status likes
Women get so much more status likes on average than men. We’re certain of it. Maybe because they’re so much more expressive? Maybe we use Facebook more often?
Maybe men’s Facebook statuses are consistently brutal? Someone do a thesis on this…
5. Relationship status
Announcing to Facebook that you’re in a relationship is going to go one of two ways. Male, or female.
6. And what that means
If a guy lists his relationship status as complicated, you know that it’s COMPLICATED.
7. In general, men and women are difference social media creatures
Embrace it.
