SO EVERYONE’S FAVOURITE crime drama has its own official Twitter account. But what we’re really interested in, naturally, is the parodies.
We’ve rounded up every character for your delectation as the season finale approaches. Feel free to play our drinking game too…
1. Nidge (@nidgeofficial)
The follicularly-challenged gang leader.
Spends his time: Dealing with domestic problems
and asking members of the Tallafornia cast for advice:
2. Darren (@DazzlerLoveHate)
He’s wearing his blue hoodie in the Twitter avatar, natch.
Spends his time: Answering fashion queries
3. Fran (@Fran_d_man)
The ladies’ favourite.
Spends his time: Calling for calm; showing he has a heart
4. Dano (@DanoOfficial)
The ‘RA man wasn’t being left out when they were handing out parody Twitters.
Spends his time: Puzzling over Nordie Tony’s diagram
5. Tommy (@LH_TommyKS)
Has had a lot of time to tweet since he met the wrong end of Nidge’s golf club. (Wait, isn’t he in a coma?)
Spends his time: Moaning about the health service
6. Aido (@AidoLoveHate)
Poor old Aido. He just can’t catch a break, can he?
Spends his time: Mourning
7. Debbie (@DebbieLoveHate)
Not really a parody account, this, so much as a series of references to the fact that she works in a brothel.
Spends her time: Talking about work
8. Aido’s budgie (@aidosbudgieR1P)
Tweeting from heaven.
Spends its time: Reporting on the situation up there
Now, are there any we’ve missed?