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Here's how every Leaving Cert student feels on results morning

Have mercy on their souls.

IT’S THE LITTLE envelope you’ve been anticipating for weeks now…

“Where did the summer go?”, you ask yourself

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“Maybe I did brilliantly”, you tell yourself in a moment of inspiration

“Maybe I failed horribly”, you tell yourself in a moment of misery

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The words of Auntie Brigid are ringing in your ears

She rang last night to wish you luck and to tell you she was saying a prayer for you.

WHERE WERE YOUR PRAYERS WHEN MUSSOLINI CAME UP INSTEAD OF HITLER AUNTIE BRIGID?

You didn’t sleep a wink

And when you did, you dreamed of opening and envelope full of fails.

In those dreams your teacher/principal looked like Mrs Trunchbull

In the morning your mother has made you a boiled egg/pancake/cup of tea and is giving you this look:

You’re making a lot of  ’anxiety’ trips to the bathroom

And now it’s almost time to get those results

Good luck from everyone at DailyEdge.ie!

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