#KIMYE: Apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s baby does have a name, but it’s not Kaidence Donda West. (TMZ)
Nope, it’s much more…em…directional than that.
According a new report which claims to have seen a leaked birth certificate, the baby is in fact named North.
At least we’ll always know where to find her! Badum tish!
Anyone…? No…? Just us? OK.
#GEORDIE SCORE: Geordie Shore’s Gaz (aka Gary Beadle) has been telling anyone who’ll listen that Cara Delevingne is mad for him. (Mirror)
Here he is with another celebrity friend. Twitter/GasGShore
Known on the MTV show for ‘tashing on’ with as many ‘worldies’ as possible, Gary is also known as The Parsnip. Due to his impressive manhood, of course.
Cara Delevingne: professional stunner. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS Entertainment
According to Gary, Cara rings him every day after they got in touch via Twitter to commend each other’s drinking skills.
They haven’t actually met yet though, what with her travelling the world modelling and hanging out with actual superstar Rihanna.
…She likes me ’cos I’m a bit of a bad boy. She’s not interested in expensive bars and clubs. When we finally do meet I’m going to impress Cara by meeting her in Maccy Ds getting her a quarter pounder cheeseburger meal, then take her to the nearest bar to get smashed.
We can’t wait to see the photos.
#ABERCROMBIE AND BITCHY: Abercrombie and Fitch have been forced to pull a t-shirt from their shelves after receiving complaints from Taylor Swift fans. (Radar Online)
To be honest, we’d be more concerned about the fact that it looks manky. Imgur
When word of the t-shirt, which reads ‘# more boyfriends than t.s.’, got out fans set up a petition and started making phone calls.
There must have been a lot, because now phone calls to the company’s PR department are reportedly being met with the following message:
Thank you for calling Abercrombie & Fitch public relations. If you are calling regarding the Taylor Swift t-shirt, please note this is no longer available.
The moral of this story is clear – you don’t mess with the Swifties.
#BECAUSE I GOT HIGH: When word got out that you can now post videos to Instagram, Justin Bieber got right on it.
He made a video, and posted it saying how delighted he was with the news.
However, his unbridled joy and happiness has led to speculation that he was high on something other than life. (Daily Mail)
CAN’T A GUY JUST ENJOY THE EUPHORIA OF DEVELOPMENTS IN SOCIAL MEDIA?!? We ask you.
You can watch the video for yourself here.
And the rest of the day’s dirt:
- Liam Gallagher says Robbie Williams is a ‘f***ing fat f***ing idiot’. (The Sun)
- Gwyneth Paltrow says sex and ‘self-discovery’ keeps her young and beautiful. (Mirror)
- S**t got real when David Beckham visited a Chinese university yesterday. (Mirror)
Want to see Zayn Malik nibble at Harry Styles’ underwear? You’ll want to check out yesterday’s Dredge.>