EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom. Here’s The Dredge.
#DENTALIST: Pop star and eccentric speller Ke$ha owns a bra made of human teeth. The teeth of her fans, no less.
She said: ”I asked for them to send me their teeth and I got, like, over 1000 human teeth. I made it into a bra top, and a headdress, and earrings, and necklaces. I’ve worn it out!”
Something is creepy about this story… OH YES. IT’S A BRA MADE OF HUMAN TEETH. (Female First)
#ATOMIC GROWNUPS: The world may be in for a nasty surprise after the three original members of Atomic Kitten – yes, INCLUDING Kerry Katona – were seen leaving a music studio together.
It’s one in the eye for Katona’s replacement Jenny Frost, who’s said any AK reunion would be an entirely Kerry-free affair. (Mirror)
So… should we just pause to remember what Atomic Kitten were like?
Do we really want them back? (Suzan/EMPICS Entertainment)
#BAKING LOVE: So, Lady Gaga has sex with a cake in her new video. Just let that sit for a while.
OK, ready to go on? The clip directed by style photographer Terry Richardson features Gaga jiggling around on top of a perfectly innocent baked confection.
Needless to say, the cake comes off the worse for it. It’s sort of like when a praying mantis eats the male after mating, only with Victoria sponge.
Probably NSFW, unless you work in cake destruction research.
#BRAD PIES: Chisel-faced mutterer Brad Pitt may be having a bit of a mid-life crisis. He’s apparently under fire from Ange after developing “man boobs and a gut”. Why? Because he adopted a diet of “baked beans, pies, ready meals, Turkey Twizzlers and crisps” during an 18-month slobout in the UK.
A ‘source’ told a reporter: “He’ll slouch in front of the TV for hours at a time watching Food Network.” (Star)
Brad Pitt, realising that there are no more Turkey Twizzlers. (Francois Mori/AP/Press Association Images)
And the rest of the day’s dirt…
- Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez may be back together, despite those trousers. (Radar)
- Rihanna is very, very, sorry for keeping 150 journalists in her plane and not letting them pee. (Mail Online)
- Madonna has got her boobs out again, in case you hadn’t seen them. (LOL!) (Celebitchy)
- And speaking of boobs, Bradley Cooper was caught admiring Jennifer Lawrence’s. (The Sun)
- Ryan Gosling needs your protection, ladies. Hold him. (Mail Online)