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10 of Joan Rivers' greatest celebrity zingers

No celebrity was safe… including herself.

COMEDIAN AND TELEVISION host Joan Rivers has died at the age of 81.

The host of the Fashion Police is known for her no-holds-barred approach to the world of showbiz and celebrity, not excluding herself and her much publicised surgeries.

Here are some of the most devastating, about herself and others.

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You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.

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The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

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My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

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8. On her daughter Melissa

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The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.

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Til I was 9, my mother was still trying to get an abortion. That stuff sticks with you.
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