THE SPIRIT OF Arnold Schwarzenegger is all about brute force, wince-inducing puns and a sense of justice.
We’ve all got a little of Arnie’s nature in us, just to varying degrees.
Some of us are built to save the day and pose with our glistening muscles, while some of us simply aren’t.
How much of a Terminator type are you?
Let’s find out.
What are your feelings on economics?
A. We must not be economic girly-men! (15 points)
B. Ambivalent at best (5 points)
C. Socialism rules! (o points)
How do you feel about losers?
A. Crush the losers. Crush them all (10 points)
B. I don’t like losers, but I lose sometimes too. Everyone does (5 points)
C. I’m pretty easy-going, I don’t think anyone is a “loser” (0 points)
What’s an ideal day for you?
A. Kicking ass and taking names, non-stop (15 points)
B. Working out a little, but also relaxing at home (5 points)
C. Taking it easy and meditating (1 point)
Who is your Daddy?
A. And what does he do? (10 points)
B. What? (0 points)
In hand to hand combat, possibly with an alien, how do you think you’d fare?
A. I’d almost certainly save the entire planet from alien invasion, using just my fists of fury (20 points)
B. I think I’d give as good as I got (10 points)
C. Terribly (2 points)
Is it a tumour?
A. It’s not a tumour! (15 points)
B. What? (0 points)
Will you be back?
A. Yes. I’ll be back (5 points)
B. No (0 points)
The results
BELOW 10 – “If there’s one thing in the world I hate, it’s losers. I despise them.” That’s a quote from the big man himself, Arnie. We hate to break it to you – but that’s you he’s talking about. Sorry.
BETWEEN 10 AND 40 – You’re an ordinary mortal, just like everyone else. But you’re not quite Arnold Schwarzenegger. It’s alright. Not everyone can be the Governator, but you gave it a good shot.
ABOVE 40 – Arnie, is that you?
Want to see Arnie on the big screen? Then Jameon’s Cult Film Club is for you. It’s all about watching top cult films at spectacular, one-off screenings in venues specially staged to evoke the film being shown –and this time it’s the Arnie flick Predator.
In order to be in with a chance to attend this very special screening of Predator (topped off with some Jameson drinks and DJs), register on the website and join the conversation on Twitter by using the hashtag #JamesonCultFilmClub. Hasta la vista, baby.
How did you score? Let us know in the comments.
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