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10 very Irish terms for masturbation

Go on, have a diddle.

1. Tearing The Handle Off Yourself

A visceral image there.

Garage Door Handle kohlmann.sascha kohlmann.sascha

2. Tearing the Mickey Off Yourself

A regional variation on ‘tearing the handle off yourself’.

Disney - Mickey Mouse Slightly Out Of Focus - Black & White Express Monorail Express Monorail

3. Shining the Wavin

Self explanatory.

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4. Diddlin Yourself

One for the ladies. Having a sneaky diddle.

A Hand to Shake rabiem22 rabiem22

5. A Hand Shandy

A classic.

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6. Feeding the Donkey

Our own very Irish take on ‘feeding the pony’.

Feeding the donkey magnusfranklin magnusfranklin

7. Pulling the Belly Off Yourself

A vigorous pursuit.

Belly Button in Morning Light zeevveez zeevveez

8. Flicking the Little Man Outta The Boat

One for the ladies. Use your imagination.

LEGO a Day 208/365 wiredforlego wiredforlego

9. Pulling the Plum Off Yourself

Careful now.

Plums Anushruti RK Anushruti RK

10. Going to Town on Yourself

A unisex one this.

Red, Yellow, Green mkw87 mkw87

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