They look fantastic on the models, but lets be honest they would frighten the bejesus out of the devil himself if it was an Dublin scanger wearing one, picture your local “how-yas” not wear her pajamas uniform but one of these while still drinking their Dutch gold and smoking her rollies. A sight that would make you carve out your own eyeballs with a rusty spoon.

I have a funny feeling you’ve started all by yourself …….

i always thought halloween costumes should be of the scary kind… not “obviously sexy”

I seen a child’s French maid costume in a shop the other day, totally inappropriate, who ever dresses there daughter in that, never mind the stupid shop for stocking it needs a good hard slap!

What happened to costumes of witches, goblins, ghosts, vampires etc….

Omg you should have named and shamed the shop tracey that’s disgusting to put that on the market i would feel sick if i saw it i reckon :-(

if only we all looked that good.

Watermelon hmmm always loved it, always is delicious and don’t get me started on the juices!!

you would want to be a right

8====D to pull this off
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YV9UQc1cO08/TYoPgZH-9wI/AAAAAAAAAFM/XQj697DW1TI/s1600/PENIS%2BMAN.jpg

…….and grind my teeth.

Soon to be features on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding!

Ima getting me some watermelon!

I sleep on my back…….

The women in the US use Hallowe’en as an excuse to dress scantily for some reason. I never understood why.

This is the most inappropriate I’ve ever seen:
http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/wendy-from-peter-pan-costume-for-40.00

Hey, let’s dress as an underage girl from a children’s book! Only, y’know, ‘sexy’.

errrm, no.6 is “Big Bird” from Sesame St., nowt to do with Angry Birds.

Oh god…you should have warned me first…how will I erase that from my mind?

Lol true Peter lol

Totally going in the ole bank. Am I right?!

Has the author mr freeman a costume shop on de side. Or is it a family member. Anyway Damian hope you are asleep on the flat of your back.

the first two maybe a bit taboo girls dressing as male characters for children..don’t see much wrong with the rest

You’re class.

Sexy ernie and bert? Wtf???

Lol don’t knock it till you try it out girl lol love to see the city halloween night if ya all went out dressed like that

Sexy muppets are scary.