THERE ARE SOME of us that just don’t have the natural ability to whip things up in the kitchen.
It’s like the appliances conspire against us and nothing ever turns out right. But there are others out there in the same boat:
1. Like this hero making their first coffee
2. Even the most basic meals are a struggle
3. Things that should be easily banged into the oven fall apart on us
4. Frozen pizza have been known to go wrong for the poor unfortunates
5. Taking these out of the roof is a nightly occurence
6. And you often have to improvise because you’re feeling the pressure and don’t know what to do
7. Every utensil doesn’t seem to work in your hands for some reason
8. Trying to finesse a meal at the end to look nice always ends in failure
9. And things tend to get explosive for you when you stick them in the microwave
10. Why can’t things just work out the way they are supposed to?
11. What have we done to you, kitchen gods?
Everyone else makes it look so easy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
